I Apologize for Cultural Appropriation...

I want to apologize to Italians everywhere for appropriating their culture every time I make spaghetti. (Ha! Not so fast, Italians! That was a TRICK apology because YOU appropriated pasta from the Chinese!) So put that in your pipes and smoke it! (But not before apologizing to Native Americans for appropriating their culture of tobacco smoking.) (I hope there's time because this might take all night...) (Also, since we're apologizing already, can anyone tell me which culture invented pants...?)