Just Say No to Cameos, SNL

Okay, I'm gonna watch SNL tonight but as Ba'al is my witness if I fuckin' see Tom Hanks, Paul Simon, Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, or ANY OTHER CELEBRITY making a cameo (Lorne Michaels' current ratings-booster scam that he'll pound into the ground until you want to blow your brains out -- remember the first time you saw "the Cheerleaders?" Remember a couple weeks later and 2000th time you saw it?) I'm shutting it off FOR GOOD. (Is tonight a re-run? No spoilers please.) .

Yep...

See...?

Go WILD in the Friday!!!!

Let's Make This Happen...!

So... I Guess Some People Can Do This...

FROM "Dr. Karl on Triple J" with Dr. Karl and Zan Rowe... (Triple J Radio, Australia)

DR. ZAN: "Hello, Tyson, what’s your question for Dr. Karl…?" TYSON (aged 8): "Well, there’s this spider living in my dad’s car… and because my dad really likes listening to Triple J -- and I kind of like listening to it -- he plays it really loud. And he saw this spider on the windscreen, which lives there now, and he wants to know if he plays the music really really loud… if it does have ears… can he burst its eardrums?"