CONGRATS!!

http://www.kuam.com/story/13766931/2010/12/31/2011s-first-baby-comes-18-seconds-after-midnight?clienttype=mobile

It's Time For the Original!!!!

C'mon! ONE (1) More Hit Before Midnacht!?

So Pretty...!

Jackie O!

I want to be Jackie Onassis...
I want to wear dark sunglasses...
I want to live the life she led...
But skip where my husband ends up shot in the head.

(with a little thanks to HSR)

1/1/11 Marathon Month of Covers Fast Approaching...

Remember the "Marathon Month of Covers" last summer? Did you ever think we'd find 30+ covers of "Seasons in the Sun?" Here's a taste of the "Marathon Month of Covers" that'll be heading our way 1/1/11. Let's GO!! 2011 hits by New Year's Eve!!

Respect and Obey Authority

If You Were Hoping...

...that the pretty girl behind you on the moped last night was following you home... she wasn't.

IF YOU HATE THIS...

YOU HATE AMERICA!

I JUST SPOKE WITH JESUS...

...and while He's NOT happy that we didn't reach 2000 hits for his birthday Jesus realizes we're only human, "the children of a lesser god," created in the image of his lazy, buck-passing, glory-hogging, blame-throwing, ADHD father so Jesus is cool enough to cut us some slack and extend the deadline to NEW YEAR'S DAY.

So let's start off 2011 (pronounced "twenty-eleven" and NOT "two-thousand-eleven" -- I mean, come on, is December 7th, one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-forty-one going to be a day that will live in infamy? NO!) with a real bang and get this website 2000 (twenty hundred) hits for JESUS!!