TWO Martinis... AH AH AH AH AH!
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
THINGS I FOUND WHILE WALKING MY DOGS...
LITTLE ASIAN ELF MANLittle Asian Elf Man
Helping Santa when he can
Specialized in Asian Regions
Like the Shanghais, Rangoons, and Azerbaijans.
Our Little Asian Elf Man
Ignoring not an outstretched hand
Always ready when baksheesh is needed
To get ‘round officials or tariffs, unheeded.
Oh Little Asian Elf Man
Would Christmas come without your game plan?
You wave Santa “bye bye” on the east bank of the Bosphorus
Leaving Gretl, a Swiss Elf, to cover Europe for the rest of us.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Thank Ba'al it's Friday...
What?! Okay, then, "Thursday." It's not?? Well at least it's Wednesday. Huh? TUESDAY!!?? Oh-fer-crissakes!!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
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