True Gravitas from the Internets

"Thanks to everybody who posted Haley Paige's videos. She was always one of the top pornstars on my list. I can't believe I just found out that she passed away today. Does anybody know if she has any gangbang scenes?" -- Anonymous

"...they're like child-sex offenders, using the country as their own private elementary school yard. The voters on the Right are the little nine-year-old girls who eagerly expect a free lollipop if they just let 'Uncle George' stick his fingers into their 'Bratz' underpants and diddle their Constitutions."