USA!

American Traitors...

American Patriot...

Just To Save Time...

Instead of spending this great day of American Exceptionalism trolling all the anti-gay comments in Fark, Gawker, Buzzfeed, Uproxx, etc. I'll just cover all my bases by posting this here once...

It's GAY FRIDAY !!!! (Congrats Everyone!)

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Attention Hipsters Living that "Vintage" Lifestyle...

Men – Hats can be left on…

• Outdoors
• At athletic events (indoors or out)
• On public transportation
• In public buildings such as post offices, airports,  and hotel or office lobbies
• On elevators

Men – Take hats off, including baseball caps …

• In someone's home
• At mealtimes, at the table
• While being introduced, indoors or out (unless it's frigid!)
• In a house of worship, unless a hat or head covering is required
• Indoors at work, especially in an office (unless required for the job)
• In public buildings such as a school, library, courthouse, or town hall
• In restaurants and coffee shops
• At a movie or any indoor performance
• When the national anthem is played
• When the flag of the United States passes by, as in a parade

If you can't abide by these vintage rules of courtesy, you aren't living a lifestyle, you're wearing a costume.  In the front row of that Lana Del Rey concert THIS guy is cooler than you...

Otherwise, you're just one of these guys...

Don't be one of those guys.

FIRST DAY OF SUMMER ! ! ! !