FRIdAy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwwww! Remember "Pheely?"

MERENGUE!!

I think this guy's gonna be very disappointed once he takes his beer-goggles off.

The Simpsons

I know this question might seem very 1998 but did anyone watch "The Simpsons" tonight? ("Angry Dad: the Movie") When did "The Simpsons" get so pissy? Slamming people who left "The Simpsons" in their dust so long ago they probably don't even remember doing it. Are the creative minds behind the show upset that while they've spent the past 10 years coasting a whole new pool of writers and animators long ago out-cooled them? Don't have cow, man.

Portlandia

Do you think Fred Armisen knows "Portlandia" is a satire? Because in every interview I've seen him he gives me the impression that he's in a loving homage. They've told him it's not, right? Again, I've never met Fred, but I wonder that while he knows how to perform things funny, he actually might not have a sense of humor. Full disclosure: I've never seen an episode of "Portlandia." My "twee" glands couldn't handle the overload.