...Jesus's Disciples, or, as they were known by the Roman Authorities, "al-Qaeda," have to quickly come up with a cover story to explain why the Roman Department of Satis Patria were able to take their poster boy, Mr. J. H. Christ, the poor sap who they've been promoting as the destroyer of Rome, Son of god, the Messiah, and just simply nail him up like common purse snatcher. Oopsie!
And boy oh boy, did they come up with a whopper...!
