And Now a Word from Colin Hatchet...

G'day. The name's Colin. Colin Hatchet. And down here at Hatchet Farms, we brew an authentic Australian beer for the authentic Australian cobber. First, we boil it up in a kangaroo's pouch, then, we let a koala spit in it. Three hours later you've got yourself a frothy mix of 90 proof angel's piss. Too much Hatchet's and you'll really find yourself in a Land Down Under. Fair dinkum!