
...and while He's NOT happy that we didn't reach 2000 hits for his birthday Jesus realizes we're only human, "the children of a lesser god," created in the image of his lazy, buck-passing, glory-hogging, blame-throwing, ADHD father so Jesus is cool enough to cut us some slack and extend the deadline to NEW YEAR'S DAY.
So let's start off 2011 (pronounced "twenty-eleven" and NOT "two-thousand-eleven" -- I mean, come on, is December 7th, one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-forty-one going to be a day that will live in infamy? NO!) with a real bang and get this website 2000 (twenty hundred) hits for JESUS!!
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