SNARO! and the STORY OF HIM

SNARO, THE FAMOUS CROATIAN LEADING MAN, WHO HAS STARRING IN HUNDREDS OF MOVIES ON HIS 11 YEARS CAREER IN THE CROATIAN FILM INDUSTRY. ALMOST SINGLE-HANDED PUTTING CROATIAN ENTERTAINMENT ON ALL CURRENT AND UP-TO-DATE BALKAN MAPS, SNARO IS A NATIONAL TREASURE TO HIS PEOPLE. ACTOR, SINGER, POLITICIO, HERO, LOVER -- SNARO HAS DONE IT ALL. THE MOUNTAIN-TOP OF HIS ACTING LIFE WAS TO STAR ON THE USA HIT TV SHOW "FRIENDS," WHERE HE CLEVERLY PORTRAYED A MAN WITH AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO ROSS SCHWIMMER, BOYFRIEND CHARACTER OF THE RACHEL GIRL.

THE STORY OF SNARO HOLDS MANY PHOTOS. WE START WITH A FEW RELATED TO SNARO'S FAMOUS BOYHOOD IN CROATIA.

Village of Carciogenica... Sacred birthvillage of Snaro and traditional birthplace of all Snaro family. Many have broken longevity records for age. 43 is the highest so far! Good luck the Famous Snaro!



B'richit Valnit Snaro, eldest brother of Snaro, standing here with local whore.



Even today, Croatian children of all ages are taught about the birth of the Famous Snaro. Maybe one day they will give birth to Snaros of their own! (females only)



The One and Only Snaro! No wonder he was called on to play twin brother of Ross! It is like looking in a Schwimmer-style mirror of reflection!!



Ross Schwimmer from American Television "Friends." His look of Snaro is uncanny. Here he is in next role for James Bond film. He will play "Tall Guard."



Capt. R. Schwimmer in Iraq. The Patriotic Ross Schwimmer did his duty, serving heroically in Iraq with the army part of American military. He killed over 200 enemies of Freedom and almost 100 "maybes." (Final count pending) USA is #1 with Ross Schwimmer!



Generalissimo T'chokevrk, Arch-Enemy of the Famous Snaro! Reviled in Croatia, he has vowed the next time he sees Snaro it will be on the steps of the Palace of Croatian-Style Justice! "Vushnik valnik, Generalissimo!" ("Good Luck, Generalissimo!")



The Famous Mauser Snaro used. During their first debate, Generalissimo T'chokevrk felt its bite in his rump area more than once! Now in the Snaro Museum in C'rtyia. (Open Mondays from 2 PM to 3:15 PM)



Snaro Escapes!! Sexy Croatian Girl Reporter S'linka S'lavra reports daring escape of Snaro from Y'rbo Prison for Bears!! Notice almost half-dozen of International Reporters in background! Indeed, Snaro is World Hero!



The bear suit of the escape! N'revkian Border Guards watch the discarded bear costume worn during the escape from Y'rbo Prison for Bears. Suit is hand-factoried from lichen and children's games. It was a difficult escape, but successful, as always! All Hail the Famous Snaro!



His Loyal Donkey, Senor Rapido carried Snaro to safety through the mountains in only 27 days! Sr. Rapido enjoys Easy Listening musicals such as The Jackson Browns or Celine Dion.



All Hail Snaro!! Kati'a V'ri, Presidentissimo of the only Legally Recognized Snaro Fan Club. Kati'a has spent seven of her 11 years in prison for her devotion to the Famous Snaro. She claims she will die for Snaro... and will, at dawn, on 28 JUL. 2010.



Marvel at his way with womans! Snaro knows how to talk to womans in their own language. (Please aware yourself: none of these womans are paid womans for sex. They are real womans!) In center is "Slobbo!" famous clown and friend of Snaro!