Summer Vacation FRIDAY ! ! ! !

Fire is NOT Your Friend, Sarah...

Does this pile of used turpentine rags soaked in fried chicken grease really want to get into a "fighting fire with fire" battle with the internet?

I Apologize for Cultural Appropriation...

I want to apologize to Italians everywhere for appropriating their culture every time I make spaghetti. (Ha! Not so fast, Italians! That was a TRICK apology because YOU appropriated pasta from the Chinese!) So put that in your pipes and smoke it! (But not before apologizing to Native Americans for appropriating their culture of tobacco smoking.) (I hope there's time because this might take all night...) (Also, since we're apologizing already, can anyone tell me which culture invented pants...?)

One Step Beyond FRIDAY! ! ! ! !

Summer's Here FRIDAY ! ! ! ! !

6/9 FRIDAY!!!!!

6/6/44

What Is FRIDAY! ! ! ! !

My Kind of Cruise...

The Glenbervie, which was carrying a consignment of pianos and high quality spirits crashed into rocks Lowland Point near Coverack, Cornwall, in January 1902 after losing her way in bad weather.

........

You Put the FRIDAY in the Coconut...

Love Grows (Where My Friday Goes) !!!!

Kissing FRIDAY ! ! ! !

¡Cinco de Viernes!

May the Fourth...

...And He Brought Home the FRIDAY ! ! ! !

ANZAC Day

Too much...

Happy Day!!!

Happy Fun Easter!

Happy Regular Easter!

Happy Easter!!

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"Feelin' Low" Friday

R.I.P.

Happy Birthday, Leon!!!!

April 10, 1970

All Things must Pass...

Generals and Majors and FRIDAYS ! ! ! !

Happy Birthday Herb Alpert FRIDAY ! ! ! !

"City of Lost Children"

Great Movie!  

And Now a Word from Colin Hatchet...

G'day. The name's Colin. Colin Hatchet. And down here at Hatchet Farms, we brew an authentic Australian beer for the authentic Australian cobber. First, we boil it up in a kangaroo's pouch, then, we let a koala spit in it. Three hours later you've got yourself a frothy mix of 90 proof angel's piss. Too much Hatchet's and you'll really find yourself in a Land Down Under. Fair dinkum!

Girl... U Want FRIDAY ! ! ! !

SPRING BREAK FRIDAY ! ! ! !

Happy National Puppy Day!!!!

This Is My Bible...

Chuck Berry!!!

Here he is with the two dancing girls from "Charlie Brown Christmas."

Saint Friday's Day!!!!!

This Day in 2017...

Trump senior advisor Stephen Miller confers with an assistant as Weiße Haus Chief-of-Staff Reince Priebus looks on...

The FRIdAY ! ! ! !

#TBT

#TBT My performance as "Egyptian Lady #2" in the Fallbrook High School production of "Death on the Nile" is described in the Village News as "his constant 'winking' at the audience is... disturbing." Hollywood, here I come!

Here in Your FRIDAY ! ! ! ! ! !

Good Luck In Your Office Oscar Pools...

Rainy Saturday!

Rainy FRIdaY!!!!!!!

LOSER IN CHIEF

53 Years and One Day After Feb 9th, 1964 FRIDAY!!!!

The Beatles Arrive In New York for their First US Visit, 7th February 1964

Viva Las Viernes! (congrats Max!)

The First Week...

Uh oh. I Just Realized... in World War III WE'RE Gonna Be the Bad Guys!!!

I just realized... in World War III WE'RE gonna be the BAD GUYS!!!

It Gets Better...

"Following two disastrous years of GOP crimes and treasonous acts against the United States, the 2018 mid-term elections allow Democrats to regain control of both the House and Senate. Meanwhile, former advisor to impeached President Trump, SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer Steve Bannon, wonders where it all went wrong." (photo credit: FOX-PRAVDA NEWS)

Fri Is the Day That I'm Looking For...

"Fellas... There She Is..."

Alternative Facts (aka "the Big Lie")

The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously."

This is a Good Thing...

Since anyone attending the Deploraball isn't really a conservative Republican celebrating a new Republican president, but actually a neo-Nazi celebrating the new legitmacy of racism and White Power... I don't have a problem with this... and would question the fundamental moral core of anyone who does. If more protests had this strength in the 1930's then perhaps we wouldn't have had such a problem with Nazis. (although I'm sure many in this group would argue the Nazis actually had SOME good ideas.)

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/01/multiple-videos-violence-erupts-deplorable-peaceful-protesters/#disqus_thread

Good Luck Everybody...

...but at least it's Friday.

Happy New Year!!!

No Jury Duty FRIDAY ! ! ! !

When 2016 Tolls... It Tolls for Thee, Celebrity...

George Michael and now Carrie Fisher. 2016 is really trying to rack up some Death Points in the home stretch. Hollywood Blvd is empty. Where normally you'd see celebrities sitting on their front stoops gossiping or window shopping outside Playmates Lingerie, or playing stickball on Vine Street now every door is locked and every curtain is drawn shut. No one is taking any chances. If you were a celebrity would you?? I passed Betty White wearing a scarf and Jackie-O sunglasses walking her dog outside the El Capitan and when I said "Hi Betty White!" she shot me a look that would melt iron and hissed "You're mistaking me for someone else sir. My name's, Gloris... Gloris Stuknell. Now fuck off!" It is so weird around here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Christmas FRIDAY ! ! ! ! ! !

Hope You're Having...

A Mysterious Photo of a Handsome Man...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/162323805175?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Concrete and FriClay!!

Toys For Tots...

It's FRIDAY, DAMMIT, SING!!!!

7 DEC 1941

"Bombay Beach"

Anybody seen this? Great documentary...

Baby, I Can't Wait ('til FRIDAY!)

Trumpzis Declare ________The Official ________ of White People!

POTATO SALAD WITH RAISINS, APPLES & WALNUTS / Potato Salad

Trumpzis Declare ________The Official ________ of White People!

BLITZEN/Santa's Reindeer

Trumpzis Declare ________The Official ________ of White People!

CANDY CORN / CANDY

The Look of FRIDAY!!!!

Veterans' Day FRIDAY ! ! !

Here's a great golden oldie in honor of our nation's vets AND the amazing crew of the USS Carl Vinson. (This video is 10 years old and was made when the squadron was on the USS Abraham Lincoln but you get the idea)

Thanks, Vets!

Happy Birthday!!!!

Day of Days (Part 2)

Okay, Citizens... the Time has Come. There's a 35% chance this may be the last time we'll ever get to vote so WHATEVER you do tomorrow do it RIGHT. If you're voting for Hillary, then vote for Hillary, if you're voting for Trump, then vote for Trump. BUT GET OUT THERE AND VOTE. (On a side note: if you're voting for Trump because you Support what he Stands For, then you are a Racist, Nazi, Asshole. If you're voting for Trump because you don't like Hillary Clinton then you're just a regular asshole. And if you're voting a third party "protest vote" you're FUCKING RETARDED.) Who knows what kind of madness is going to go down over the next couple of days? Probably nothing. If Trump wins, there'll lots of moaning and wailing and "Cost of Living in Canada" Google hits but America will go on. And if Clinton wins, the Angry Americans with the "Hillary For Prison" signs will still be angry, but they're also still Americans and Actual Americans© know how to play baseball. When you lose, you lose, better luck next time. And don't worry about the Ameritards® who claim they're gonna use their 2nd Amendment Rights to make sure Hillary Clinton never sets one cloven hoof in the White House. They usually turn out to be just a bunch of loud-mouthed pussies (see: Ted Nugent, the Bundy Family). Hopefully Election Day goes down calmly. However, JUST IN CASE I'm wrong, and since I've already early-voted, I'LL be leaving Tuesday morning to spend the next few days in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on board the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (no joke), probably the safest place to be when the shit-storm that is the rest of this week explodes across the country. See you Thursday when I hopefully return safely to San Diego and what's still called Naval Air Station North Island and not Luftwaffe Flugplatz-Trump or something. Uh... I mean... it'll be fine... don't worry. (SFX: Car door slams, tires squeal, engine races off.)

Tomorrow 11/8/16 is a true "Day of Days..."

Halloween FRIDAY!!!!!!

I Live in the Wrong World...

A video posted by Sarah Ellen (@sarah3llen) on Oct 21, 2016 at 6:01am PDT

RIP2D2

Every Vote Counts

"Vote, goddammit! And by god do it RIGHT THIS TIME!!!" -- Al Gore

WEATHER

Da Da Friday...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

New Five Pound Note Playing a 7" Vinyl Single

Hitler Reacts to Donald Trump

TransylFRIDAY!!!!!

Snuff Box FRIDAY!!!!!

Never Seen This Dance Scene In Color...

And I've always wondered who the girl is dancing with George.  Turns out her name is Carole Chilvers!

Jump Into the FRIDAY! ! ! ! !

Fans Outraged at Emmys "In Memoriam" Snubs...

I know that space is limited in these "In Memoriam" segments but they have room for Morley Safer, Garry Marshall and Muhammad Ali and leave off "The Voice" contestant Christina Grimmie, pro-wrestler Chyna, "Ice Road Trucker" Darrell Ward, transgender actress Alexis Arquette, AND "Mob Wives" star Angela Raioli??  What the hell are the Emmys thinking?  (Now I'm hearing they also left off Dakota Spaggett, who starred briefly on an ABC show in the early 90's.)

IN MEMORIAM - DAKOTA SPAGGETT - 1985-2016

FUCK YOU EMMYS!!!

What's The Difference Between Stock & Broth?

Welcome to FRIDAY!!!!!

FUN FACT!

FUN FACT:  The Beatles make their US television debut on the "Ed Sullivan Show" and are viewed by 107% of the population!

Me WANT!!!

He Says "FRIDAY," He Says!

RIP2D2...