IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Glenn Beck: that Rapscallion!

Does Glenn Beck speak for you? Sure, he can be a little "out there" some times, but Glenn only says out loud what we are all thinking, right? Do you hear what Glenn Beck says and think to yourself: "huh. that's interesting. I never really thought about it that way before. This guy might be on to something?" If that's the case, then your value as a human being and resident of our universe just dropped just below the little pieces of colored felt my dogs shit out of themselves after chewing up a tennis ball.

Danielle Ate the Sandwich

BEST/WORST SURPRISING CAMEOS EVER...

BEST:
BILL MURRAY in "Little Shop of Horrors."

WORST:
JIMMY FALLON in "Band of Brothers."

Really...? That's what you're going with...?

Bill Clinton had sex with some intern and wanted to keep it on the down-low. George Bush FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS and then made it illegal NOT to tell him "thank you."

Worst Terrorist Name Ever...

"CHICO BIN LADEN"

PIANO BAR #1