Saturday, December 22, 2012

Wait... what...?

I'm watching "The Mystery of Witches' Hollow," an episode of the old "Hardy Boys" TV show and it turns out the big mystery is that the "bad guys" are the disgruntled small-town residents who are trying to sabotage the "good guys," a construction company that is building a freeway and condo development in the middle of their pristine, natural wilderness. I guess times were different in the go-go 70's.

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Another Thing I Found...

While walking my dogs...
This friendly Knight, saying "hello!"

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Merry Christmas & Thank You, God!

Heavenly Father, thank You for Your gracious charity in only letting 20 of your precious little children get their heads blown off by the man You created in Your own image. Charlotte Bacon, 6 - Daniel Barden, 7 - Olivia Engel, 6 - Josephine Gay, 7 - Ana Marquez-Greene, 6 - Dylan Hockley, 6 - Madeline Hsu, 6 - Catherine Hubbard, 6 - Chase Kowalski, 7 - Jesse Lewis, 6 - James Mattioli, 6 - Grace McDonnell, 7 - Emilie Parker, 6 - Jack Pinto, 6 - Noah Pozner, 6 - Caroline Previdi, 6 - Jessica Rekos, 6 - Avielle Richman, 6 - Benjamin Wheeler, 6 - Allison Wyatt, 6 - And whatever wonderful, Mysterious Plan You have in store for us, thank You for only needing to murder six and seven year old babies, who were So Excited that Your own Son's birthday was only ten days away. Their families are sure to learn a Great Lesson and become Better People thanks to Your wonderful, glorious Wisdom. Amen

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Dave Brubeck Takes Five...

See what you can do with just a couple of "jazz cigarettes...?"

Friday, November 30, 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Master...? Master...?


Is cranberry sauce a hallucinogen? What about a tub of cranberry sauce...?

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I Hear the Metro Expo Trains Go By My New House...

... every few minutes (in a Good Way) and even though I'm only 1/2 a mile from my old house, I feel like I'm actually living in the Big City!

Everybody Knows Thanksgiving Wednesday is the SAME AS...


Saturday, November 17, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Friday, November 09, 2012


sorry about the re-link to Youtube...

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

This Will Keep You Going Til Friday...


Congratulations "Actual America!"  And just so you know, "Real America (tm)"...?  You are welcome to join us and get this country going again.  Don't make us Normals set Hillary on you in 2016.  NObody wants THAT to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Pat Yourself On the Back, America...

Pat Yourselves on the Back America... while you are definitely as RETARDED as the GOP needed you to be...
You are not NEARLY as STUPID as they thought you were...

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Happy Hallowe'en!!!

An Moldie but a Goldie...

Friday, October 26, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

The Science of Dogs...

Follow the link, "General Eisenschnauzer!"  The Science of Dogs...

Monday, October 22, 2012

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Friday, September 28, 2012

Tuesday, September 25, 2012


I like "Brickleberry" except for the fact that Daniel Tosh sounds like he literally phoned it in. Seriously. Compared to the other voice actors he sounds like he called Culver City on an iPhone 2 and recorded his character (the little bear cub) from a motel room in Tulsa, NOT OK.

Sorry, I Couldn't Resist...

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Crooks & Liars...

It's almost October and the GOP is getting nervous. They're starting to act like a wolverine slowly realizing it's being backed into a corner. And a person CANNOT take their eyes off a wolverine that's been backed into a corner. God only knows how it's gonna lash out. Especially one as pissed as this GOP wolverine, seeing what was supposed to be certain victory fade further and further away, is gonna be.
"It's not even a question. The Republicans, acting in concert across state governments, show clear intent to steal this election, by hook or by crook. (God knows, Romney can't win it on his own.) That's what Republicans do when they want something: They lie, cheat, steal, misrepresent, and otherwise take voters' rights away and work it to their own advantage."

Friday, September 21, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

I Don't Know About You, But...

... THIS sounds like it might be the most COMPELLING movie EVER MADE!!!! (From TCM) "Eight Iron Men" - War (1952) *** Bonar Colleano, Lee Marvin, Arthur Franz, Richard Kiley. GIs sit in a bombed-out house with a comrade trapped outside; then one does something.

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Monday, September 03, 2012

Saturday, September 01, 2012

Something I Found...

...while walking my dogs.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

In Australia...

...even the MUGSHOTS are badass.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

I Almost Forgot...!

It's FRIDDAY (emphasis on the DAY) !! :

Tuesday, August 14, 2012


"...we thought you said 'would you like two new blenders!' 'Surrender?' Of course we surrender! Geez, you really didn't need to ask twice!!" 8/14/45


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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Pretty Much...

When the First Aliens Arrive on Earth...

...and they ask "Bleep blorp bloop blerg bling blip blop?" ("Can you please explain the Human Race to us in 5 minutes and 22 seconds or less?") THIS is what we should show them. And They will say... "Ohhhhh, got it! Thanks!"

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Friday, August 03, 2012

Thursday, August 02, 2012

It's Not Friday Yet...

But it is Thursday... and sometimes Thursday is Good Enough...

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Yes, I WILL Be Watching the Olympics... Why Do You Ask...?

Bye Tom...

If you want to see a GREAT movie written by Tom Davis & Al Franken check out "One More Saturday Night."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Happy Birthday, Doc!

The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. “What’s wrong?” I yelled. “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Ahh, the Good Olde Days...

In the 1933 Sherlock Holmes movie "A Study in Scarlet" not only is there an actor named John Warburton but there's another actor named Warburton Gamble!

Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Do These S&P Notes Seem Like They Were Written By Someone with Tourettes?

Hi Guys,

Here are the notes for the new scripts:

Episode 506

Pg 5        van of mentally challenged students – please don’t have anyone act “mentally challenged.”

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 7        FUCKING

Pg 9        suck your DICK

Pg 25     COCKblock

Pg 27     the smell my fingers line goes a little far – can we change it to something else?

Pg 27     dragging wanda – this shouldn’t get too physical or rough.

Pg 37     FUCK SHIT

Pg 38     keep that spooky shit private – can we lose the term “spooky?” and we’d have to bleep SHIT.

Pg 39     FINGER banging

Episode 507

Pg 5        can we lose the term ORIENTALS

Pg 13     SHIT

Pg 16     COCKpit – since there’s no real double entendre here, we’d need to bleep COCK

Pg 19     FUCK

Episode 508
Pg 1        assHOLE

Pg 7        SHIT

Pg 8        can we say I want my hands to be ON her instead of IN her?

Pg 16     FUCKING

Episode 509

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 3        bullSHIT

Pg 5        ummm hilarious story about fantasy island.  We’d have to bleep COCKSman.  Also is legal ok with saying herve did coke?

Pg 7        SHIT 2x. 

Pg 16     assHOLE – also I’m assuming these will be fake tases? 

Episode 510

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 11     We’ll need to bleep PUSSY catnip.

Pg 14     bullSHIT

Pg 32     bullSHIT   (also we would need to blur his butt)

Saturday, June 30, 2012

I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jack and Jill" is a GREAT MOVIE!  Fuck You, Sandler Haters.  You're probably the same people who will go home and masturbate to "Ted."

Friday, June 29, 2012

Check Out These Douchetwat Hipsters!

Okay, we GET it!  The Retro look is IN!  "1968?"  Yeah, right.  More like 2008.  And check out the wanna-be on the Beatle bass!!  I hate hipsters!!

Learn it. Live it. Love it.


Sunday, June 24, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Friday, June 15, 2012

Friday, June 08, 2012

It's Time For...

Tim and Eric to bow down to the master and say "thank you for leading the way!"  And John Waters (praise him with great praise) to say "you're welcome."  AND "So THAT'S how you do it in 2010's!"

Looky Looky, It's FRIDAY!!!!!


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