Glenn Beck's Balls

It's time to start understanding what America is actually about, from things like our Constitution, rather than what Glenn Beck reads on the back of his balls.

Be Afraid, Actual America... Be Very Very Afraid...

THESE are the people who are out to Destroy EVERYTHING Good about America...

Oh, Please...

http://www.premiere.com/Feature/10-Movies-That-Were-Better-Than-The-Books

3/4's of the books on that list are pieces of shit anyway, so no duh the movies were better. Talk about shooting fish in a barrel.

And with the other 25%, the article's author has his head up his ass. ("Fear and Loathing" the movie better than "Fear and Loathing" the book? Entire list automatically null and void.)

"10 MOVIES THAT WERE ALSO BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL BOOKS" (found in under 5 minutes)

10. Precious
9. Jumanji
8. There Will Be Blood
7. Ordinary People
6. The Witches
5. Black Hawk Down
4. Das Boot
3. Cocoon
2. The Player
1. The Poseidon Adventure

I'd come up with 10 more but I'm probably mad about something else by now...

Palinomics 101

"You betcha!" (is America fixed yet? Okay, let me try again.) "You betcha!"
(now? Okay, one more time) "By golly, you betcha, hope-y change-y!"
(There. Fixed. No? Fuck it, where's my FOX money?)

OUCH!

VARIETY (Hollywood) "James Cameron to begin production on docu-drama based on his experiences at 2010 Oscars. Tentatively titled 'Ow! My Balls!'"

New Scientific Discovery!

This month's National Geographic has an article titled "Journey to the Center of Ann Coulter's Vagina." This is one of the pics the scientists were able to get...