Saturday, December 31, 2016

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

When 2016 Tolls... It Tolls for Thee, Celebrity...

George Michael and now Carrie Fisher. 2016 is really trying to rack up some Death Points in the home stretch. Hollywood Blvd is empty. Where normally you'd see celebrities sitting on their front stoops gossiping or window shopping outside Playmates Lingerie, or playing stickball on Vine Street now every door is locked and every curtain is drawn shut. No one is taking any chances. If you were a celebrity would you?? I passed Betty White wearing a scarf and Jackie-O sunglasses walking her dog outside the El Capitan and when I said "Hi Betty White!" she shot me a look that would melt iron and hissed "You're mistaking me for someone else sir. My name's, Gloris... Gloris Stuknell. Now fuck off!" It is so weird around here.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Friday, December 16, 2016

A Mysterious Photo of a Handsome Man...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/162323805175?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

Concrete and FriClay!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

Friday, December 02, 2016

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Trumpzis Declare ________The Official ________ of White People!

POTATO SALAD WITH RAISINS, APPLES & WALNUTS / Potato Salad

Friday, November 18, 2016

Friday, November 11, 2016

Veterans' Day FRIDAY ! ! !

Here's a great golden oldie in honor of our nation's vets AND the amazing crew of the USS Carl Vinson. (This video is 10 years old and was made when the squadron was on the USS Abraham Lincoln but you get the idea)

Thanks, Vets!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Monday, November 07, 2016

Day of Days (Part 2)

Okay, Citizens... the Time has Come. There's a 35% chance this may be the last time we'll ever get to vote so WHATEVER you do tomorrow do it RIGHT. If you're voting for Hillary, then vote for Hillary, if you're voting for Trump, then vote for Trump. BUT GET OUT THERE AND VOTE. (On a side note: if you're voting for Trump because you Support what he Stands For, then you are a Racist, Nazi, Asshole. If you're voting for Trump because you don't like Hillary Clinton then you're just a regular asshole. And if you're voting a third party "protest vote" you're FUCKING RETARDED.) Who knows what kind of madness is going to go down over the next couple of days? Probably nothing. If Trump wins, there'll lots of moaning and wailing and "Cost of Living in Canada" Google hits but America will go on. And if Clinton wins, the Angry Americans with the "Hillary For Prison" signs will still be angry, but they're also still Americans and Actual Americans© know how to play baseball. When you lose, you lose, better luck next time. And don't worry about the Ameritards® who claim they're gonna use their 2nd Amendment Rights to make sure Hillary Clinton never sets one cloven hoof in the White House. They usually turn out to be just a bunch of loud-mouthed pussies (see: Ted Nugent, the Bundy Family). Hopefully Election Day goes down calmly. However, JUST IN CASE I'm wrong, and since I've already early-voted, I'LL be leaving Tuesday morning to spend the next few days in the middle of the Pacific Ocean on board the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson (no joke), probably the safest place to be when the shit-storm that is the rest of this week explodes across the country. See you Thursday when I hopefully return safely to San Diego and what's still called Naval Air Station North Island and not Luftwaffe Flugplatz-Trump or something. Uh... I mean... it'll be fine... don't worry. (SFX: Car door slams, tires squeal, engine races off.)

Tomorrow 11/8/16 is a true "Day of Days..."

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Monday, October 24, 2016

Friday, October 21, 2016

Every Vote Counts

"Vote, goddammit! And by god do it RIGHT THIS TIME!!!" -- Al Gore

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Friday, October 14, 2016

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Friday, October 07, 2016

Friday, September 30, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Never Seen This Dance Scene In Color...

And I've always wondered who the girl is dancing with George.  Turns out her name is Carole Chilvers!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Fans Outraged at Emmys "In Memoriam" Snubs...

I know that space is limited in these "In Memoriam" segments but they have room for Morley Safer, Garry Marshall and Muhammad Ali and leave off "The Voice" contestant Christina Grimmie, pro-wrestler Chyna, "Ice Road Trucker" Darrell Ward, transgender actress Alexis Arquette, AND "Mob Wives" star Angela Raioli??  What the hell are the Emmys thinking?  (Now I'm hearing they also left off Dakota Spaggett, who starred briefly on an ABC show in the early 90's.)

IN MEMORIAM - DAKOTA SPAGGETT - 1985-2016

FUCK YOU EMMYS!!!

Friday, September 09, 2016

Thursday, September 08, 2016

FUN FACT!

FUN FACT:  The Beatles make their US television debut on the "Ed Sullivan Show" and are viewed by 107% of the population!

Monday, August 29, 2016

Friday, August 19, 2016

Saturday, August 06, 2016

30 Helens Agree...

Dave Foley was always the hottest Kid in the Hall...

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Real Quotes that Need to be Turned into Songs Immediately...

"My mom and my step-dad
 ended up abandoning me at the age of 5
down in south Texas, at nighttime..."

Wednesday's Medicine is Cold as Ice...

ONE martini, ah ah ah ah...

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Friday, June 10, 2016

Monday, June 06, 2016

Wednesday, June 01, 2016

 

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