Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Monday, June 29, 2015

New Ghostbusters...

First photos from the set.  I think I see now how this is going to play out.

Kristen Wiig as the button-down-scientific-type one who really believes but can't say it out loud because she'll get fired from her job as a professor/government scientist/reporter.  (I predict a scene where her character gets drunk and finally lets it all loose.  This will be accompanied by Kristen drinking a bottle of wine and actually saying "glug glug" as she drinks it.)


Melissa McCarthy as the rambunctious "in-your-face" one.  She will fall down a lot and probably punch whoever the asshole government jerk is.

Kate McKinnon as the true-believer psycho one who will shriek "I knew it!!!!" when they encounter their first ghost.


And Leslie Jones as the Tracy Morgan one.





Saturday, June 27, 2015

USA!

American Traitors...

American Patriot...

Friday, June 26, 2015

Just To Save Time...

Instead of spending this great day of American Exceptionalism trolling all the anti-gay comments in Fark, Gawker, Buzzfeed, Uproxx, etc. I'll just cover all my bases by posting this here once...


It's GAY FRIDAY !!!! (Congrats Everyone!)


Thursday, June 25, 2015

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Attention Hipsters Living that "Vintage" Lifestyle...

Men – Hats can be left on…

  • Outdoors
  • At athletic events (indoors or out)
  • On public transportation
  • In public buildings such as post offices, airports,  and hotel or office lobbies
  • On elevators

Men – Take hats off, including baseball caps …

  • In someone's home
  • At mealtimes, at the table
  • While being introduced, indoors or out (unless it's frigid!)
  • In a house of worship, unless a hat or head covering is required
  • Indoors at work, especially in an office (unless required for the job)
  • In public buildings such as a school, library, courthouse, or town hall
  • In restaurants and coffee shops
  • At a movie or any indoor performance
  • When the national anthem is played
  • When the flag of the United States passes by, as in a parade

If you can't abide by these vintage rules of courtesy, you aren't living a lifestyle, you're wearing a costume.  In the front row of that Lana Del Rey concert THIS guy is cooler than you...

Otherwise, you're just one of these guys...

Don't be one of those guys.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Never Forget...

Most deadly act of terrorism in American history.  37 times greater than 9/11.  (Not including the Southern terrorists.)


Wait a Minute...

First we learn that South Carolina's anti-American terrorist flag can't be flown at half-mast and then we find out that their ACTUAL state flag looks like something that used to hang behind Osama bin Laden in his video speeches...?  Is there something you're not telling us, South Carolina?

SUMMER FRIDAY ! ! ! !



Wednesday, June 10, 2015

..I just realized...

...while watching the NME 1965 Poll Winners Concert...

...that The Rolling Stones "rhythm and blues" band...

...could never be as legit as The Animals...

...and they'd never be as popular as the Beatles...

...so they invented a whole new genre...


"Rhythm and Pop."

And this would get them through to 1969 when the Beatles broke up and the Rolling Stones could finally become "THE ROLLING STONES!!"



Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Muther Fuckery...

FUCK YOU "JUNO!"  WE WOULD NEVER HAVE COME TO THIS PLACE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!  GODDAMN YOU TO HELL FOREVER DIABLO CODY!!!!  THIS IS ON YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING TWEE HEAD!!!!!!
 

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