Friday, September 03, 2010
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Glenn Beck: that Rapscallion!
Does Glenn Beck speak for you? Sure, he can be a little "out there" some times, but Glenn only says out loud what we are all thinking, right? Do you hear what Glenn Beck says and think to yourself: "huh. that's interesting. I never really thought about it that way before. This guy might be on to something?" If that's the case, then your value as a human being and resident of our universe just dropped just below the little pieces of colored felt my dogs shit out of themselves after chewing up a tennis ball.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
BEST/WORST SURPRISING CAMEOS EVER...
BEST:
BILL MURRAY in "Little Shop of Horrors."
WORST:
JIMMY FALLON in "Band of Brothers."
BILL MURRAY in "Little Shop of Horrors."
WORST:
JIMMY FALLON in "Band of Brothers."
Really...? That's what you're going with...?
Bill Clinton had sex with some intern and wanted to keep it on the down-low. George Bush FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS and then made it illegal NOT to tell him "thank you."
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
The Disney Channel, Yeah!!
The Disney Channel said "we're really good at making Great TV shows!" No, no, no. They are TERRIBLE at making TV shows. The TV shows they make are TERRIBLE. They're FANTASTIC at SELLING Video Candy. They're like the Willy Wonkas of children's television. Except their big chocolate river is actually filled with actual shit.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
"Death Cab For Cutie"
Not the twee emo band, but the original song, by the Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band...
Friday, August 13, 2010
SARAH PALIN SUPPORT = YOU ARE RETARDED
I'm convinced that if you support Sarah Palin you are actually Retarded. Not "mentally challenged." Not "right leaning." Not even "Conservative." You are literally RETARDED. Like Corky. Like "Something About Mary's" brother. LIke the kid in 4th grade who masturbated on the bus ride to Colonial Williamsburg. You + Support for Sarah Palin = A form of Mental Retardation your care-takers can only THANK FAKE GOD that President Obama's health plan will help them pay for your care and poop-wiping upkeep. Truly blessed are the heartfelt souls who care for your finger-up-the-butt-then-sniffing-for-interest form of curiosity. You should consider yourselves lucky that the same Constitution your Right Wing leaders use as maxi-pads and "adult-diapers" protects your liberty to support this woman who would send you to a "special Patriotic Care Camp" for your own "protection." Just check the box next to her name then fire up the ovens and just lean in... a... little... further...
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to OFFER ANY FORM OF REBUKE. (INTELLIGENT rebuke, retards)
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Tea-Party = Anti-America
http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/article_408ec9c4-c58a-5a4c-8b59-dd8943ba44e1.html
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Friday, August 06, 2010
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