Chelsea, Chelsea, tell me you love me...!

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #6

A BUMBLE OF BEES...

"Hey, Jacques, why so out of breath?"

"I was being chased by an entire bumble of bees!!!"

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #5

A PUKE OF LIVER (COOKED)...

"Awww, Mom. How much of this liver do I have to eat!?"

"You have to eat the whole puke, dear, or you go back in the hole."

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #4

A SHELF OF DVDS...

"I have to return some DVDs to the rental store."

"How many do you have?"

"Jesus, a whole shelf, I think."

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #3

A SCRIBBLE OF PENCILS...

"How many pencils do you need?"
"We're gonna pull an all-nighter, so I'll probably need a whole scribble."

THE WOOLLY BANDITS

Best band at the Eagle Rock Music Festival yesterday!

ANNE FRANK

Very spooky...

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #2

A KABOODLE OF KITTENS...

"Did you see all those cute kittens!?"
"I know! There was a whole kaboodle of them!"

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #1

A SCRUM OF PUPPIES...

"The Hendersons have, like, a SCRUM of puppies over at their place!"

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S BOGUS TOP 25 LIST OF "CULT" TV SHOWS...

http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20302134_20304619,00.html

Isn't this just another EW list with a made-up topic so that the editors can brag about basically *their* favorite shows? I thought a "cult" show was one that doesn't play well across the board, sometimes with critics -- mostly with mainstream viewers, but is appreciated by a small group of die-hard fans. "Off-Beat" (as mentioned in the article header) isn't the same as "cult."

"Buffy?" Really? A cult show? Wasn't that a huge hit for the WB? And "X-Files?" Sure, it's purposefully made to *seem* like a cult show but it practically helped put FOX on the map. The show it was imitating, "Twin Peaks," is a cult show. "Venture Brothers?" A huge hit for Cartoon Network... also the animated "Tick." The live action "Tick...?" Now THAT'S a cult show, as was "Get a Life." "Prisoner:" a cult show. "Dr. Who:" a MASSIVE hit that's been running for, what, 45 (45!!!) years? When is this no longer a cult show? Maybe around year 25... 26? "Veronica Mars" was a GIANT hit for UPN until it started sucking, and low-numbers-due-to-suck + a hot chick does not equal "cult." Isn't "Chuck" STILL ON!? Trust me, NBC does NOT broadcast "cult" shows.

"Battlestar Galactica," the show that launched SyFy channel into the medium/big leagues, a cult show? Now that's just silly.

BUT the ONE omission that makes this entire list null-and-void is the lack of "Arrested Development." That sea-sick inducing, shakey-cam'd, barely tolerable bowl of beloved "preciousness" is a true cult show, no matter how much you might hate it.

Good night, god bless...

466 HITS!!!

Only two blocks down from the Devil!!

Steampunk?

Oh, Steampunk, you're SO precious! I especially loved you back in 1985 when you were called "Terry Gilliam's Brazil."

MEGAN FOX BOMBS! (Diablo Cody Becomes Just a Little Bit More Invisible)

Thank you, God of Movies. After its VERY low 5th place finish now we won't have to watch any more of those brain-numbing "Jennifer's Body" trailers. (Unless they come up with a "#1 Crappy Vampire Movie Starring a Piece of Sugarless Cotton Candy Wearing a Belly Shirt!" campaign. Oh, shit. Now I'm nervous.) And can we finally be done with Random Slang Generator / Champion Publicity Whore Diablo Cody? Pleeeeassse!?

I WANTED A "TICKLE-ME ELMO..."

...but instead I got THIS!

Finally Got the New Rock Band Game

Not sure what all the fuss is about though.

ANATOMY LESSON #1

THIS is a VAGINA


















THIS is a TWAT...

MORE THAN 200 HITS??!!

Thanks, Vistors!! Time to CELEBRATE! Here's a picture of a donkey, and puppy in a tree!

President Obama Speaks to Kids...!!!!????

Parents who aren't going to let their kids hear President Obama's speech on Education... thank you for being JUST AS RETARDED as the Republicans were hoping you'd be. Please ask your kids (or even the family dog) for some enlightenment -- obviously they are WAY smarter than you can ever hope to be.

FINAL DESTINATION - 4

Enjoy the gentle comedy, and then check out: http://www.youtube.com/user/wendymccolm

All Hail the "Birthers!"

It all simply boils down to one irrefutable fact: U.S. Citizen Obama is the duly elected President of the United States.

Any military personnel who refuse to deploy when ordered by their CinC are disobeying orders and should be punished appropriately.

There is more evidence that Obama is a U.S. Citizen than there is that George W. Bush actually won the 2000 election so in reality, EVERYTHING the Bush Administration committed between 1/2001 and 1/2009 can be considered a crime, not just the ACTUAL crimes they committed in our names.

The "No he isn't! / "Yes he is!" fight is as petty and irrelevant as any you'd find on an elementary school monkey-bars.

It's not about birth certificates (because honestly, Birthers, you know you're not going to accept ANYthing as final proof, am I right?) and it's not about the latest wwrglblrgl Sarah Palin (bless her heart!) is drooling. It's about the bait-and-switch.

The politicians (especially the NeoCons) LOVE it when we get into these arguments because it distracts us from the real problems in this country that they're not fixing while they rob us blind.

If you believe that Obama's not legally the President, or that his health plan has secret "death panels," or that his policies are "Socialist," then you are just as stupid as your Congressmen and Senators were hoping you were.

If Senator McCain had won in 2008 can you imagine the shiat-storm of scorn and revilement these same birthers would be flinging on anyone who questioned HIS citizenship? At least Obama was born in the United States! (McCain being born on a US Navy base in Panama isn't enough to make him a citizen, it's his parents. Same as Obama and HIS mother for you Birthers who need to go all the way to an Indonesian birth to make your crazy math work.)

So Birthers, let's just drop this insanity and get back to fixing the country. And if you can't drop it, at least get out of the way so the rest of us can fix the country for you, while you hang out with your mental equals: Bigfoot Hunters, Alien Abductees, and Glenn Beck.

On second thought, I think Bigfoot Hunters probably have more going on upstairs than Glenn Beck.

Rage-filled Right-Wing mouth-frothers may now line up on the left to rebut.