Christmas Time is Here Again!

2000 Hits For Christmas...?

Jesus told me for his birthday present he wants this blog to reach 2000 hits by Christmas.

Portlandia?

The more I see about this new abomination called "Portlandia" the more I want to kick my TV set in. Fred Armisen AND some ginch from faux-lesbian-chic Sleater-Kinney? What kind of video-Nazis would foist this twee piece of "indie" preciousness on us. Go back to Canadian TV where you obviously belong. Fred Armisen has always seemed to me to be someone who, while they know how to ACT funny, doesn't have an actual sense of humor. Someone who likes to "deconstruct" comedy and "get down to the basics of what's makes us laugh." Well, Fred Armisen falling down a man-hole would make me laugh. (BTW, Natalie Portman also strikes me as someone who knows how to act "funny" or "sexy" or "sad" or "happy" but when the cameras are off she shuts-down faster than C3PO in Luke Skywalker's workshop.)

FRIDAY AGAIN!!!!!

Good Morning!

Awww... Pheebs...

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/17/movies/17edwards.html?src=mv

Night On the Town

A night of improv is always easier to survive if there are a couple of pretty girls in the troupe... (pic not related)

Hey. Samuel Adams beer...

Okay, okay we get it. You're better than Coors. But your pretentious, douche-baggy ads make me want to enlist with the Redcoats and water-board your pompous insurgent asses.

Strange Attraction...

"Well tonight thank god it's them instead of you..."

This Won't End Well...

Just Wondering...

...do pets "catch a cold" like we do? And if your pet has a cold, or the flu, or something, can we catch it from them? Just wondering...

Happy Holidays!!

FRIDAY!!!

we are the music makers

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.

"Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!

R.I.P.

IT WAS FRIDAY TWO DAYS AGO...!

Rock & Roll: Lesson 413...

If you see a rock band and there's a girl playing cello or violin, that's the lead singer's girlfriend.
If there's a guy playing the trumpet or trombone, he owns the van.