Last Saturday Night I saw an ACTUAL Absinthe Fairy...

Best Part of a So-So Movie...

I Like This Photo...

Can I Be a Hipster Now...?

I LOVE Zach Galifianakis! I swear! So can I be a hipster now? Pleeeeeeeaze...?

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!

Surprised Tickle Dog (Original)

I LOVE THIS MAN!

Bear Grylls, is there nothing you can't make out of squirrels, bamboo, and an abandoned twist-tie? <3 <3 <3 !!

Happy 92nd (!!) Birthday Major Winters!

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The Teflon Midget: Destroyer of Worlds

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AMERICA FOR AMERICANS!!

If you oppose immigrants coming to this country and stealing our ALREADY low-paying, subservient job then make your voice heard. (Unless your ancestors were those Irish or German or Italian immigrants in the 1800's who stole the low-paying, subservient jobs from the REAL Americans. If that's the case then go back to Socialist Europe where you belong!!!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!!!

Which do you think there's more of?











The PAST...?

Or the FUTURE...?

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #7 (CHRISTMAS EDITION)

NOG-LOAD.

"Wow, Jim, you were pretty drunk at the office party last night!"

"Tell me about it. I think I drank a nog-load of bourbon."

"Did you know you got fired?"

"What?"

Simply Having a...

It's Friday... AGAIN??!!

Bless you, Pope Gregory XIII and the wonderful calendar named after you!

Stay Cool, Walmart! Merry Christmas!

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How is this not sexy...?

Alexis Dziena in "Fool's Gold."

IT'S FRIDAY AGAIN!!!!

It's Time for The Michaels to GET OUT OF MY FACE!!

It's FRIDAY... AGAIN!!!!!!

Selling Out to Survive

Selling Out to Survive

Only Hipster Douche-Bags (in their $200 "Thrift Store Style" jeans) and Olds get this pissy when hearing songs in commercials. BFD! If your head-thinker can't separate the commercial version of the song and the version of the song that actually meant something to you, then you should be listening to records of squirrels fight. (I say "records" because obviously you'd sniff at anything that "not pure vinyl.")

Sometimes the mixture of the song + commercial leads to some good art: like a couple years ago and that awesome Hummer commercial with "Happy Jack." It was like a mini-Wes Anderson movie! And Nick Drake would probably kill himself if he'd missed that marketing opportunity to pair "Pink Moon" up with Volkswagen! (Yes. I know. It's called "irony." Ask your teen-aged kids.)

In the purest sense, as soon as a musician offers his "art" in exchange for money he's a sell out. And unless you know some musicians who'd prefer to live in a tent made out of bark and eat nothing but squirrels, every musician out there is technically a "sell-out."

So let these people make money the best way they can, and you keep downloading their music for free on the interwebs.

Seacrest, Out!