Friday, March 30, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Thank Ba'al it's Friday...
What?! Okay, then, "Thursday." It's not?? Well at least it's Wednesday. Huh? TUESDAY!!?? Oh-fer-crissakes!!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
(WHISPERS) Hey, Listen...
... don't spread this around... but, apparently... there's a place in France (looks both ways) where the naked ladies dance...!
Friday, March 09, 2012
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Friday, March 02, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Friday, February 10, 2012
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Friday, February 03, 2012
Just Wondering...
...if SomeOne can tell me the Difference between Shakespeare and "Raising Arizona..."
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Monday, January 16, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Sunday, January 08, 2012
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Oops...
I've always wondered what the difference was between "adaptation" and "adaption." Turns out the difference is there is no word "adaption."
Friday, January 06, 2012
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
There's This Hipster Band...
...I think they're from Austin, or Portland, or somewhere. They're pretty new so you probably haven't heard of them yet. I've been into them for a while though.
Monday, January 02, 2012
Sunday, January 01, 2012
Saturday, December 31, 2011
"I Used to Have Acne...
...all around my mouth -- where the microphone is -- and that's where everybody's looking," said this lady...
Friday, December 30, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
When Did This Happen...?
I'm watching Conan O'Brien for the first time in a year and I'm wondering... when did Conan O'Brien become Mike Myers: he's gone from being a comedy dork who's winking at the camera about his own dorkiness to being some asshole who actually seems to believe the hype and expects us to think everything out of his mouth is due to his wonderful genius.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still on "Team Coco," just like I'll still go see "Austin Powers 4, 5, 6, & 7." I was just wondering when did this happen...?
Don't get me wrong, I'm still on "Team Coco," just like I'll still go see "Austin Powers 4, 5, 6, & 7." I was just wondering when did this happen...?
Monday, December 12, 2011
(FACE PALM)
Come on, Americatards. It's getting hard defending you...
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/alabama-cant-find-anyone-fill-illegal-immigrants-old-jobs/45829/
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/alabama-cant-find-anyone-fill-illegal-immigrants-old-jobs/45829/
Friday, December 09, 2011
Thursday, December 08, 2011
EXTREMELY RARE DOUBLE DUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE GUM BALL BONANZA! (Or Message from god)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/EXTREMELY-RARE-DOUBLE-DUBBLE-BUBBLE-BUBBLE-GUM-BONANZA-OR-MESSAGE-GOD-/160697389830?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item256a4f9306
This year’s (2011) Halloween turned out to be an extra special night in my neighborhood. Not only were the streets crowded with thousands of little Spidermen, eleven-year-old girls dressed like vampires/hookers and teen-aged boys who’d obviously gone to amazing effort to dress in the latest costume craze of hoodies and back-packs, but little did anyone know that one of the Greatest Halloween Treasures of All Time was circulating on our street.
After my own kids returned I rummaged through their pumpkin candy buckets. (Like Michele Bachmann’s family we use only candy buckets carved out of actual pumpkins at our house. The handles are fashioned from Nazi barbed-wire brought back from Normandy by American Veterans. Call us Traditionalists!) I sorted out all the potentially dangerous sweets which I would personally taste-test later, leaving little Signert and Gretel with the relatively safe candy-corn and circa-2006 mini tootsie rolls.
With one eye on the WWE match I’d been watching through my neighbor’s window and another on the sweets piled on our cinderblock porch (this is actually not as impressive as it sounds since after being head-slapped into the side of the Special Needs trailer at my old high-school by the team mascot, an Alaskan Brown Bear named “Dillard,” I can roll my eyes individually in more separate directions than Steve Buscemi in a strip club) I caught a glimpse of something that would change my life – and if the price is right, yours – FOREVER.
Like a plastic-wrapped Hope Diamond I held in my hand a DOUBLE-PACKED DUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE GUM PACK!! Instead of a single Dubble Bubble Bubble Gum Ball in the little plastic package there were TWO!! And not just a regular two. One of them was IRREGULAR!
You read right. For auction today is a completely normal Dubble Bubble Gum Ball that’s been accidentally sealed with the pieces of an irregular Dubble Bubble Gum Ball.
The normal gum ball is blue. The irregular gumball is white. It was never even colored! Who knows what flavor it might be!? (Obviously the blue gum ball is blue flavor.)
Like a double-stamped Georgia State Quarter I knew that such a confectionery rarity had to be worth it’s weight in sugar. But why would the quality control department of any responsibly run company let such a valuable object out into the open market? Last Saturday I called Concord Confectioners, Ltd of Canada (the makers of Dubble Bubble Bubble Gum) to find out the statistical chances of such an anomaly occurring and was told by a "computerized" voice machine (yeah, right -- in Canada?) that a Concord Brands representative would not be available to return my call until something called “Lundi.” The cover-up was already beginning so I knew I must be onto something and that Concord Brands probably have agents scouring the globe for this rare piece of candy.
For the safety of my family I am willing to part with what may be the “1950’s-FBI-Agent-Vs-Commie-Spies-In-A-Hunt-For-Missing-Uranium” equivalent in bubble-gum form. (There is also a chance this malformed monstrosity is god's way of telling us that Halloween is EVIL! Either way, I'm outta here!)
Packet is completely sealed in original wrapper and has NOT been tampered with in any way.
Winning Bids over $1200 (twelve hundred dollars) receive FREE SHIPPING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. Bids 0f $1199.99 or less pay $1 (one dollar) for shipping. Worldwide shipping cost TBD. There's no shipping to France. Good luck! (Magnifying Glass NOT included)
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Pearl Harbor Day
Glorioski, Japan! A surprise party? You shouldn't have! No, seriously, you shouldn't have.
Don't worry, we'll send you a thank-you note ASAP!
Don't worry, we'll send you a thank-you note ASAP!
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Saturday, December 03, 2011
Friday, December 02, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
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