HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!

The American Astronaut

Watch it now.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_American_Astronaut

1776 Hits!! USA #1 !!!!

Tom Gammill Lesson 25

IT'S FRIDAY... I guess...

Bear vs. Vacuum

Well... why not...

"Sarah Palin's Alaska..."

...it's like "The Sound of Music" but without the music and the Nazis win!

CSI: MEOWMI

"MeOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

If You Don't Let the TSA Molest Your Child at the Airport, You Are a Terrorist...

Demi Lovato's Disney Show To Go On Without Her | Radar Online

...and this is why there isn't a single Executive at the Disney Channel who will not be going to hell...

Demi Lovato's Disney Show To Go On Without Her | Radar Online

¡Es Viernes!

My Dream Come True...

Abandoned Six Flags New Orleans Tour

SEMPER FI, MARINES!!

THIS is America...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/07/residents-missouri-town-block-protesters-picketing-soldiers-funeral/?test=latestnews

TEXAS: America's Adopted Retard Child...

http://gawker.com/5683811/redneck-texas-governor-warring-with-mother-nature-california

Wishery...

Found this on FARK...

How we listen to the Radio today, compared to 20 years ago...

VOTE IT...

...or shut it.

YEP...

http://gawker.com/5679437/every-time-a-teen-star-goes-to-rehab-a-disney-executive-gets-his-wings

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Coordination...

EARLY FRIDAY!!

For the Discerning Collector...

"FUNNY PEOPLE" full of EVIL PEOPLE...

I'm finally watching "Funny People." 12 minutes in -- so far, pretty great. Still think Leslie Mann only works because she let's Judd Apatow fuck her. Jury out.

time for another martini

39 minutes in. Still Awesome. (I know that commenting on a movie's progress every few minutes might not indicate a compelling movie but "Funny People" is working out just fine... so far.)

(FYI go see "Jackass 3D" this weekend)

Leslie Mann is back at 1:04 into "Funny People." She must be AWESOME in the sack, because she sucks ASS in the movies.

In what universe does a guy watch Leslie Mann and think: "How did I let you get away!?" She reminds me a razor sharp needle you might jam into your cock.

‎"How could you cheat on me? I'm so hot!" says Leslie Mann's character at 1:05 into "Funny People." "Because I like fucking vaginas but not cunts?" is what Adam Sandler should say back.

Okay, now I see why this movie started to fall apart for some people. Leslie Mann is NOT a sympathetic "ex-girlfriend." She should only play the "shrewish ex-wife" who's trying to take Greg Kinnear for everything he's got, while his lawyer (David Schwimmer) fights for custody of the kids.

Any sympathy you might have for Adam Sandler evaporates as you learn he still cares for this brittle harpie.

Holy shit, I have to get off Leslie Mann's case. Except that her publicist seems to have forgotten she only appears in her husband's movies.

OK, the end.

FYI: at 1:15 "Funny People" still kicks ass.

Okay. I'm almost done. At 1:35 the movie's become so precious I almost want to puke. And sure enough, professional star fucker Leslie Mann would rather bang Adam Sandler's celebrity character than her own husband. What a whore.

I don't find a shrill bitch cheating on her husband with a celebrity to be "romantic" or "charming."

Okay... making sure we all think Leslie Mann's character is a complete CUNT just MIGHT be part of the story. Let's watch...

Nope. It's not. Adam Sandler's character is infatuated with this brittle ginch, while her adorable Australian husband, Eric Bana, is apparently a block of wood because he... speaks Chinese? Is Australian? Is rich? Not sure yet. However, if this is the road the movie's gonna take, I can see why it bombed. Adam Sandler's character is turning into a moron.

1:49. Now we're supposed to feel sympathetic for Leslie Mann and Adam Sandler because they're annoyed by her adorable husband who is enthusiastically trying to be friends with Adam Sandler? Fuck them.

‎"FUNNY PEOPLE??!!" Hideous, Obnoxious, Selfish cocky people!!

Okay, okay... I'm sensing Adam Sandler may be about to realize he's fallen in to a pit of self-centered cunt vipers. Maybe his character is about to be redeemed. But it's confusing. Another reason why this might have bombed.

FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!

Adam Sandler deserves to get the shit beat out of him, for letting that bitch manipulate him like that.

FUCK THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's pissing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone in this movie is a complete douche-bag EXCEPT the guy who's SUPPOSED to be a douche-bag, Jason Schwartzman!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam Sandler does NOT redeem himself that the end.

This Movie Blows.

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #7

A TWATFULL OF CUNTS...





"Did you watch any TV last night?"

"Nah, there was a twatfull of cunts on every channel."

FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea-Party Candidate Reviews his Security Staff Before Local Debate...

Elvira's Not a Witch...

RIP TV Mommy...

When we were little kids in the 70's my sister and I were in a big fight. She screamed at me: "You'd be a better brother if you learned more lessons from 'Leave it to Beaver!!!'" At the time I responded by taking a beat, then dropping to the ground and rolling around holding my stomach, tears of derisive laughter squirting out of my eyes. But now I look back and think solemnly to myself: "You were right, Sis... so very, very right."

In a Perfect World...

Try to Remember We All Live in the SAME America...

Sleep Tight, "Patriotic" America, and dream your dreamy dreams about the "Good Old Days" with your beloved Leader. Meanwhile, the rest of us here in *Actual* America will try and fix all the things he and his fraternity buddies drunkenly date-raped in the back seats of their daddies' cars - while the cops got paid to look the other way - and attempt to make sure we all still get to live in a country where things like Freedom of Speech, Religion, and Assembly are a Right and not an invitation to be arrested as a Terrorist.

I Guess You Can Take Billy Out of the Hills but You Can't Take the Hills Out of Billy...

IT'S FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!!!

Dancing Queens

Even MayNotLast likes this commercial...!

It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Don't Want Pizza Anymore...

San Francisco: The Miniature City

Wow, SNL Sucks...

I gotta say, I'm the Biggest SNL Apologist around, but this new season blows more than Harry James on Betty Grable's vagina-trumpet.

Once Jane Lynch fails next week, I predict Lorne Michaels will pull the fire alarm and call for an R.E.H. (Rapid-Emergency-Host) trifecta of Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin, Paul Simon.

What Outer Space Would Be Like (If Germany Had Won the War)

Just Because... Lt. Speirs

Um... yep

"Something Extremely Important"

By Merrill Markoe...

Here's a Patriot I Can Really Get Behind!

GUESS WHO SAID THIS...?

"I shall give a propaganda reason for starting the war; whether it is plausible or not. The victor will not be asked whether he told the truth."

A. George W. Bush

B. Hitler

C. All of the above.


http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/new-documents-show-bush-administration-plan

Katy Perry sings "Hot N Cold" with Elmo on Sesame Street!

Would this video be less controversial if Elmo could blink? Right now he just looks like a pervert either staring at Katy Perry's boobs or trying hard NOT to stare at Katy Perry's boobs. Boobs.

This is NOT America...

"All Faggots Must Die...!"

http://gawker.com/5645463/republican-senator-confirms-gay+bashing-blog-comment-came-from-his-office

The Beatles vs. The Rolling Stones: Why It's Not a Fair Fight

The Other Night I was watching TV and on one of the movie channels there suddenly appeared "One Plus One" (1968) by French film-making maverick Jean-Luc Goddard. It's basically a documentary about the recording of the Rolling Stones' brilliant "Sympathy for the Devil," with some other no-longer-fresh, French New Wave interpretations of Black Panther shit that's only relevant to people who smoke retro-Gauloises and think Jessie Jackson MATTERS.

I called to my teen-aged kids "you gotta come watch this! THIS will explain to you why the Rolling Stones KICK ASS!" So we watched it. We watched a documentary, directed by a genius, about the Rolling Stones recording their MASTERPIECE.



It was the most boring snooze-fest I've ever witnessed. I was embarrassed that I'd dragged my kids away from "Red Dead Redemption" for this. The Rolling Stones slept-walked their way through the process, basically confirming my fears that their best work was the result of SHEAR LUCK.

When the movie was over I knew I had to redeem myself in the eyes of my now suspicious kids. I quickly popped in my old VHS copy of "Let it Be" before they could make a get-away. "Okay, okay, forget that. HERE'S a documentary that REALLY kicks ass, about a band we ALL KNOW kicks GALACTIC ASS!" So we watched "Let it Be." And my kids were enthralled. My son Max (who now is called "Graham") said: "Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell this movie was made only 4 1/2 years after 'A Hard Day's Night?!'" I nodded sagely and replied: "yes."



So basically we learned that even in "Let it Be," directed by the talented, though Journeyman artist Michael Lindsay-Hogg, which is Universally acknowledged to show them at their WORST, the Beatles STILL kick the ASS of the Rolling Stones, as evident in "One on One," the documentary directed by RENOWNED GENIUS Jean-Luc Goddard and showing the Stones AT THE PINNACLE of their creative talent.

IT'S FRIDAY AGAIN!!

1400??

1400 visits to THIS blog? Yahooo! Here's a picture of two puppies and duck to celebrate!

THIS is America...

Protester steals Quran, thwarts burning...

Protester steals Quran, thwarts burning | Amarillo.com | Amarillo Globe-News

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Paul Anka Smells Like Teen Spirit

IT'S FRIDAY AGAIN ALREADY??!!

Thank God!!

Thank god SOMEbody has finally come to their senses!!!

http://www.vivitar35mm.com/

9/11

I've been looking for footage of 9/11 (in case you don't remember, it's when some terrorists flew some planes into some buildings in NYC) to commemorate the event, remember the folks who died, the rescuers who were heroes, etc. but any search of "9/11" on Google also brings up George W. Bush's involvement in that day and the brutal ass-fucking America took that day because of that man, his lies, his greed, and his hatred of American Values and suddenly you wonder "what's the point?" All of our assholes are still bleeding because of that asshole and his asshole criminal buddies; and all the asshole, douche-bags who are going to exploit that tragedy for their own asshole douche-bag Nazi reasons. It's All Too Much.

My Herrrrrrrrrrrrro!

What he said...

Thank God. Finally! War is Over!

http://www.insidebayarea.com/news/ci_15987280

1300 Hits!? It's All Too Much...!

FOUR DAY WEEKENEND FRIDAY!!

This Debate is Retarded...

http://www.divinecaroline.com/22312/103856-great-r-word-debate-okay-say

IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Glenn Beck: that Rapscallion!

Does Glenn Beck speak for you? Sure, he can be a little "out there" some times, but Glenn only says out loud what we are all thinking, right? Do you hear what Glenn Beck says and think to yourself: "huh. that's interesting. I never really thought about it that way before. This guy might be on to something?" If that's the case, then your value as a human being and resident of our universe just dropped just below the little pieces of colored felt my dogs shit out of themselves after chewing up a tennis ball.

Danielle Ate the Sandwich

BEST/WORST SURPRISING CAMEOS EVER...

BEST:
BILL MURRAY in "Little Shop of Horrors."

WORST:
JIMMY FALLON in "Band of Brothers."

Really...? That's what you're going with...?

Bill Clinton had sex with some intern and wanted to keep it on the down-low. George Bush FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS and then made it illegal NOT to tell him "thank you."

Worst Terrorist Name Ever...

"CHICO BIN LADEN"

PIANO BAR #1

DRATS!!!

So close, and yet... so far...

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!

The Disney Channel, Yeah!!

The Disney Channel said "we're really good at making Great TV shows!" No, no, no. They are TERRIBLE at making TV shows. The TV shows they make are TERRIBLE. They're FANTASTIC at SELLING Video Candy. They're like the Willy Wonkas of children's television. Except their big chocolate river is actually filled with actual shit.

"Death Cab For Cutie"

Not the twee emo band, but the original song, by the Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band...

SARAH PALIN SUPPORT = YOU ARE RETARDED

I'm convinced that if you support Sarah Palin you are actually Retarded. Not "mentally challenged." Not "right leaning." Not even "Conservative." You are literally RETARDED. Like Corky. Like "Something About Mary's" brother. LIke the kid in 4th grade who masturbated on the bus ride to Colonial Williamsburg. You + Support for Sarah Palin = A form of Mental Retardation your care-takers can only THANK FAKE GOD that President Obama's health plan will help them pay for your care and poop-wiping upkeep. Truly blessed are the heartfelt souls who care for your finger-up-the-butt-then-sniffing-for-interest form of curiosity. You should consider yourselves lucky that the same Constitution your Right Wing leaders use as maxi-pads and "adult-diapers" protects your liberty to support this woman who would send you to a "special Patriotic Care Camp" for your own "protection." Just check the box next to her name then fire up the ovens and just lean in... a... little... further...

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU to OFFER ANY FORM OF REBUKE. (INTELLIGENT rebuke, retards)

IT'S FRIDAY the 13TH!!! (with the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band!)

Tea-Party = Anti-America

http://www.stltoday.com/news/opinion/article_408ec9c4-c58a-5a4c-8b59-dd8943ba44e1.html

Falcor Gone Wild

Conservative Right = American Nazi Party

The Transformation of the American Conservative Movement into Fascism

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!

If Life wasn't hard enough...

http://www.therebelution.com/modestysurvey/

Hey! Republitards and Tea-Baggers! Listen up!

THIS is what America is...




http://gawker.com/5603633/lets-give-michael-bloomberg-a-hand

Occasionally, New York City's King, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, takes stands that aren't the easiest, politically. Now that Cordoba House—the so-called "Ground Zero Mosque"—will be constructed, let's give the man major credit for his rigorous defense.

Bloomberg gave an impressive speech this afternoon at Governors Island, with the Statue of Liberty behind him, to defend Cordoba House. The Muslim community center is now certain to be constructed after the Landmarks Preservation Commission voted unanimously this morning against providing historical status to the building near Ground Zero that will be demolished to make way for Cordoba.

The mayor's speech lived up to the grandiose optics. He even choked up at one point! We'd recommend reading the whole thing, if you get the chance. But here's a good section:

"The attack was an act of war, and our first responders defended not only our city, but our country and our constitution. We do not honor their lives by denying the very constitutional rights they died protecting. We honor their lives by defending those rights and the freedoms that the terrorists attacked.

"Of course, it is fair to ask the organizers of the mosque to show some special sensitivity to the situation, and in fact their plan envisions reaching beyond their walls and building an interfaith community. But doing so, it is my hope that the mosque will help to bring our city even closer together, and help repudiate the false and repugnant idea that the attacks of 9/11 were in any ways consistent with Islam.

"Muslims are as much a part of our city and our country as the people of any faith. And they are as welcome to worship in lower Manhattan as any other group. In fact, they have been worshipping at the site for better, the better part of a year, as is their right. The local community board in lower Manhattan voted overwhelmingly to support the proposal. And if it moves forward, I expect the community center and mosque will add to the life and vitality of the neighborhood and the entire city.

"Political controversies come and go, but our values and our traditions endure, and there is no neighborhood in this city that is off-limits to God's love and mercy, as the religious leaders here with us can attest."

The speech was a nice way to mark the end—or at least the end of this chapter—of the controversy. Bloomberg probably didn't expect this local zoning board dispute to become a national referendum when he started defending it, months ago. This was before Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, the National Republican Trust PAC, the Anti-Defamation League and many New York politicians stepped in to exploit the red meat at hand.

So today we give props to Michael Bloomberg, for sticking by his values on this one, and putting his famous stubborn streak to great use.