Can You Find You...?

http://gizmodo.com/5971942/this-crazy-map-has-one-dot-for-every-person-in-the-united-states

Friday !!! (A little late...)

Thunderbirds Are... Gone... : (

O Robo-Tree...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

France, Christmas Day, 1914

Hope You're Having...

"Tonight thank god it's them instead of you..."

Wait... what...?

I'm watching "The Mystery of Witches' Hollow," an episode of the old "Hardy Boys" TV show and it turns out the big mystery is that the "bad guys" are the disgruntled small-town residents who are trying to sabotage the "good guys," a construction company that is building a freeway and condo development in the middle of their pristine, natural wilderness. I guess times were different in the go-go 70's.

Still Friday!!

Christmas Friday (Appetizer)...

The End....

Another Thing I Found...

While walking my dogs...

This friendly Knight, saying "hello!"

Feliz Navidad!

Merry Christmas & Thank You, God!

Heavenly Father, thank You for Your gracious charity in only letting 20 of your precious little children get their heads blown off by the man You created in Your own image. Charlotte Bacon, 6 - Daniel Barden, 7 - Olivia Engel, 6 - Josephine Gay, 7 - Ana Marquez-Greene, 6 - Dylan Hockley, 6 - Madeline Hsu, 6 - Catherine Hubbard, 6 - Chase Kowalski, 7 - Jesse Lewis, 6 - James Mattioli, 6 - Grace McDonnell, 7 - Emilie Parker, 6 - Jack Pinto, 6 - Noah Pozner, 6 - Caroline Previdi, 6 - Jessica Rekos, 6 - Avielle Richman, 6 - Benjamin Wheeler, 6 - Allison Wyatt, 6 - And whatever wonderful, Mysterious Plan You have in store for us, thank You for only needing to murder six and seven year old babies, who were So Excited that Your own Son's birthday was only ten days away. Their families are sure to learn a Great Lesson and become Better People thanks to Your wonderful, glorious Wisdom. Amen

Bouncy!

FRIDAY!!!

ANOTHER Movie That's WAY Better Than You'd Think...

KICKS ASS!

I Completely Understand What You're Saying...

TONIGHT'S MOVIE & MARTINIS...?

DUH!!

Pearl Harbor Day FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

Dave Brubeck Takes Five...

See what you can do with just a couple of "jazz cigarettes...?"

Rainy Friday!

Can You Blame Me...?

I HATE Getting These...

Master...? Master...?

TOO-MUCH-FOOD-LAST-NIGHT FRIDAY!!

Is cranberry sauce a hallucinogen? What about a tub of cranberry sauce...?

Happy Thanksgiving!!

I Hear the Metro Expo Trains Go By My New House...

... every few minutes (in a Good Way) and even though I'm only 1/2 a mile from my old house, I feel like I'm actually living in the Big City!

Everybody Knows Thanksgiving Wednesday is the SAME AS...

FRIDAY!!!

Glumm

Some Ointment For Your Post-Election Butt-hurt...

FRIDAY!! (Moving day)

Happy Birthday!

IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!

sorry about the re-link to Youtube...

The End... See You in 2016!

This Will Keep You Going Til Friday...

USA! USA! USA!

Congratulations "Actual America!"  And just so you know, "Real America (tm)"...?  You are welcome to join us and get this country going again.  Don't make us Normals set Hillary on you in 2016.  NObody wants THAT to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat Yourself On the Back, America...

Pat Yourselves on the Back America... while you are definitely as RETARDED as the GOP needed you to be...

You are not NEARLY as STUPID as they thought you were...

Hipster or Hasidic...?

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD... IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Just Because...

An Actual Romanian Vampire...!

Happy Hallowe'en!!!

An Moldie but a Goldie...

Friday!!!

The Science of Dogs...

Follow the link, "General Eisenschnauzer!"  The Science of Dogs...

Since It's Not the Dodgers, I Guess it's...

GO GIANTS!!  

I'm Too Sexy For FRIDAY!

Finally, the Details...

http://www.romneytaxplan.com/

DRY CLEANER DOG!!!!

Where is THIS World...?!

Friday!!

It's Also "Ladybug Day!"

FYI...

http://theconversation.edu.au/no-youre-not-entitled-to-your-opinion-9978

It's Was 50 Years Ago TODAY (2600 Fridays!!)...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_me_do

MOVIES THAT NO ONE WILL ADMIT ACTUALLY SUCK...

#8: "WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER"

Hopefully Helping (on Tuesday)...

Happy Birthday, Daddy Tom!!

Blondie Friday!

NEW SHOW...

I like "Brickleberry" except for the fact that Daniel Tosh sounds like he literally phoned it in. Seriously. Compared to the other voice actors he sounds like he called Culver City on an iPhone 2 and recorded his character (the little bear cub) from a motel room in Tulsa, NOT OK.

Sorry, I Couldn't Resist...

(Sigh) It's Only Monday...

Crooks & Liars...

It's almost October and the GOP is getting nervous. They're starting to act like a wolverine slowly realizing it's being backed into a corner. And a person CANNOT take their eyes off a wolverine that's been backed into a corner. God only knows how it's gonna lash out. Especially one as pissed as this GOP wolverine, seeing what was supposed to be certain victory fade further and further away, is gonna be.

"It's not even a question. The Republicans, acting in concert across state governments, show clear intent to steal this election, by hook or by crook. (God knows, Romney can't win it on his own.) That's what Republicans do when they want something: They lie, cheat, steal, misrepresent, and otherwise take voters' rights away and work it to their own advantage."

I Just Imagined The GREATEST SANDWICH EVER!!!

Tuna Melt, of course. What were YOU thinking? Oh, gross!! Prevert!!

Bonjour! Eez Frrridayh!!

THIS is the World I want to Live In....

Gott in Himmel...!!!

...es ist Freitag!!!

I Don't Know About You, But...

... THIS sounds like it might be the most COMPELLING movie EVER MADE!!!! (From TCM) "Eight Iron Men" - War (1952) *** Bonar Colleano, Lee Marvin, Arthur Franz, Richard Kiley. GIs sit in a bombed-out house with a comrade trapped outside; then one does something.

Friday!!! Friday makes me...

What Hath God Wrought...

I Miss the Coyotes...

...on the NWS.

Something I Found...

...while walking my dogs.

Friday Birthday!!

Happy Birthday, GTC...

Australian Beer Commercial...

Biff Bam Bop!!

One Small Step...

Nature Evolves...

Nowhere to run to... on FRIDAY!!!

In Australia...

...even the MUGSHOTS are badass.

http://collection.hht.net.au/firsthhtpictures/fullRecordPicture.jsp?recnoListAttr=recnoList&recno=31912

10,027 HITS ???!!!

10,000 HITS!!??

Science + Nature =

Just Because...

Pow!

I Almost Forgot...!

It's FRIDDAY (emphasis on the DAY) !! :

"Surrender...??"

"...we thought you said 'would you like two new blenders!' 'Surrender?' Of course we surrender! Geez, you really didn't need to ask twice!!" 8/14/45

YAY!!!!

SPIKE
Preview Joe Schmo\'s Return in The Full Bounty
www.spike.com
Spike Full Episodes Spike Video Clips Spike on Facebook

Awwwwww!!!!

EXTRA SPECIAL FRIDAY!!!!

Pretty Much...

When the First Aliens Arrive on Earth...

...and they ask "Bleep blorp bloop blerg bling blip blop?" ("Can you please explain the Human Race to us in 5 minutes and 22 seconds or less?") THIS is what we should show them. And They will say... "Ohhhhh, got it! Thanks!"

Water Dog!

DRUM FRIDAY!!!

It's Not Friday Yet...

But it is Thursday... and sometimes Thursday is Good Enough...

Mellow Sounds For a Mellow Wednesday...

FRIDAY's Been Saved!!!!

"And You Always Said I'd Be Good for NOTHIN'!!"

"2001: A Space Odyssey" Trailer...

...if it came out today.

Real Americans (Sorry, I mean JEDI) Support the Empire!

9393 Hits !!??

Saturday Night!!

A Cunt.

http://gawker.com/5927806/aaron-sorkin-cleans-out-newsroom-staff-except-for-his-ex+girlfriend

It's FRIDAY!!! (But I'm Crying)

Yes, I WILL Be Watching the Olympics... Why Do You Ask...?

Bye Tom...

If you want to see a GREAT movie written by Tom Davis & Al Franken check out "One More Saturday Night."

Happy Birthday, Doc!

The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. “What’s wrong?” I yelled. “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"

Winnie-the-Pooh and Christopher Robin (for real)

Well, Why the Hell Not...?

If You Want It... Here it is... But You Better Hurry...

No Matter What... it's FRIDAY!!!!!

Shit Happens...

...when you don't have anyone to rewrite Elliot & Rossio! http://io9.com/5925644/we-saw-the-first-footage-of-johnny-depp-as-tonto-in-lone-ranger

It's Not Friday... But it IS Wednesday...

Ahh, the Good Olde Days...

In the 1933 Sherlock Holmes movie "A Study in Scarlet" not only is there an actor named John Warburton but there's another actor named Warburton Gamble!

Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.

Happy Birthday Ringo!!

We Wanted It To Be Friday... and it IS!!!

Do These S&P Notes Seem Like They Were Written By Someone with Tourettes?

Hi Guys,

Here are the notes for the new scripts:

Episode 506

Pg 5        van of mentally challenged students – please don’t have anyone act “mentally challenged.”

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 7        FUCKING

Pg 9        suck your DICK

Pg 25     COCKblock

Pg 27     the smell my fingers line goes a little far – can we change it to something else?

Pg 27     dragging wanda – this shouldn’t get too physical or rough.

Pg 37     FUCK SHIT

Pg 38     keep that spooky shit private – can we lose the term “spooky?” and we’d have to bleep SHIT.

Pg 39     FINGER banging

Episode 507

Pg 5        can we lose the term ORIENTALS

Pg 13     SHIT

Pg 16     COCKpit – since there’s no real double entendre here, we’d need to bleep COCK

Pg 19     FUCK

Episode 508

Pg 1        assHOLE

Pg 7        SHIT

Pg 8        can we say I want my hands to be ON her instead of IN her?

Pg 16     FUCKING

Episode 509

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 3        bullSHIT

Pg 5        ummm hilarious story about fantasy island.  We’d have to bleep COCKSman.  Also is legal ok with saying herve did coke?

Pg 7        SHIT 2x. 

Pg 16     assHOLE – also I’m assuming these will be fake tases? 

Episode 510

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 11     We’ll need to bleep PUSSY catnip.

Pg 14     bullSHIT

Pg 32     bullSHIT   (also we would need to blur his butt)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA !!!

I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jack and Jill" is a GREAT MOVIE!  Fuck You, Sandler Haters.  You're probably the same people who will go home and masturbate to "Ted."

Check Out These Douchetwat Hipsters!

Okay, we GET it!  The Retro look is IN!  "1968?"  Yeah, right.  More like 2008.  And check out the wanna-be on the Beatle bass!!  I hate hipsters!!

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

FRIDAY!!!

Thanks Humans!

Arf! Arf!

Baby, It's Friday!!

First Day of SUMMER!!!!

The Doozies!

A Bee Almost Flew in My CAR Today!!!

The dickens! you say!!?

New NSA docs contradict 9/11 claims

New Monday...

FRIDAY!!!!

People Are So Talented...!

Enjoy it While You Can... (Parents AND Toddlers)

It's Time For...

Tim and Eric to bow down to the master and say "thank you for leading the way!"  And John Waters (praise him with great praise) to say "you're welcome."  AND "So THAT'S how you do it in 2010's!"

Looky Looky, It's FRIDAY!!!!!

Over the landing threshold...

http://youarelistening.to/losangeles

Thanks, Fellas!!