USA!

American Traitors...

American Patriot...

Just To Save Time...

Instead of spending this great day of American Exceptionalism trolling all the anti-gay comments in Fark, Gawker, Buzzfeed, Uproxx, etc. I'll just cover all my bases by posting this here once...

It's GAY FRIDAY !!!! (Congrats Everyone!)

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Attention Hipsters Living that "Vintage" Lifestyle...

Men – Hats can be left on…

• Outdoors
• At athletic events (indoors or out)
• On public transportation
• In public buildings such as post offices, airports,  and hotel or office lobbies
• On elevators

Men – Take hats off, including baseball caps …

• In someone's home
• At mealtimes, at the table
• While being introduced, indoors or out (unless it's frigid!)
• In a house of worship, unless a hat or head covering is required
• Indoors at work, especially in an office (unless required for the job)
• In public buildings such as a school, library, courthouse, or town hall
• In restaurants and coffee shops
• At a movie or any indoor performance
• When the national anthem is played
• When the flag of the United States passes by, as in a parade

If you can't abide by these vintage rules of courtesy, you aren't living a lifestyle, you're wearing a costume.  In the front row of that Lana Del Rey concert THIS guy is cooler than you...

Otherwise, you're just one of these guys...

Don't be one of those guys.

FIRST DAY OF SUMMER ! ! ! !

Never Forget...

Most deadly act of terrorism in American history.  37 times greater than 9/11.  (Not including the Southern terrorists.)

Wait a Minute...

First we learn that South Carolina's anti-American terrorist flag can't be flown at half-mast and then we find out that their ACTUAL state flag looks like something that used to hang behind Osama bin Laden in his video speeches...?  Is there something you're not telling us, South Carolina?

SUMMER FRIDAY ! ! ! !

Happy Birthday, Sir Paul!

Another Girl by ronaldmacdonald33

Always Something There to Remind Me... it's FRIDAY!!!!

..I just realized...

...while watching the NME 1965 Poll Winners Concert...

...that The Rolling Stones "rhythm and blues" band...

...could never be as legit as The Animals...

...and they'd never be as popular as the Beatles...

...so they invented a whole new genre...

"Rhythm and Pop."

And this would get them through to 1969 when the Beatles broke up and the Rolling Stones could finally become "THE ROLLING STONES!!"

Could no longer bear it...

An Artist I Can Get Behind...

Thanks, Yanks!

Sshhhh...It's Asleep...

I've never seen one in the wild,  in its nest before...

DOUBLE FRIDAY ! ! ! !

Muther Fuckery...

FUCK YOU "JUNO!"  WE WOULD NEVER HAVE COME TO THIS PLACE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU!  GODDAMN YOU TO HELL FOREVER DIABLO CODY!!!!  THIS IS ON YOUR MOTHER-FUCKING TWEE HEAD!!!!!!

In Honor of the Birthday Girl...

FRIDAY ! ! ! ! !

When You Need A Plumber...

...be sure to get one who's so hardcore he doesn't even shave for his commercial.

This Memorial Day, Please Remember...

...That ISIS, the Taliban, and Al Qaeda COMBINED can only DREAM of killing as many US Troops as these domestic terrorists did...

Ace of FRIDAY ! ! ! ! !

Holy Fuck, People...!

Do Not Mock the Irony Gods, Hipsters...

FRIDAY ! ! ! !

If You're Planning on Joining the Army Using an Insert From a 1977 TVGuide...

...Forget it!  Uncle Sam does NOT want YOU!

And It Was All Downhill From Here...

Side-Part Marsha....

Side-part Marsha > Middle-part Marsha

It's a Well Respected FRIDAY ! ! ! !

It's Friday AND the Weekend!!

Today is April 20th...

FRIDAY ! ! ! ! !

Malcolm McLaren = Genuis

From 1984 (!!!)  When you get a chance, watch this 3 part interview (60mins) with the man who invented "Punk," "Vintage," and "If You're Going To Just Hand Me Your $$ Then I'm Going To Take It."  (Another great place to hear Malcolm McLaren talk is the doco "Cool Cats.")

Friday! (Which Means Tomorrow is Saturday!) [Which means...}

#TBT

Back when "check your baggage, sir?" meant something entirely different.

This Piece from the "Garfunkel & Oates TV Show" Wikipedia Page Seems Oddly Accurate...

"Reception

Unfortunately, as male nerds began to realize "cute" doesn't always equal "funny" ratings quickly dropped. Not even "adorkable" ukulele songs about butt-sex and vaginas were enough to increase viewership and the show wasn't picked up for a second season. Actual-comedian Sarah Silverman commented "it ain't as easy as it looks, is it, bitches?" She added "comedy isn't just poking your tits out and making nerds think you'd fuck them.""

Wednesday meds...

¡Viernes!

People of Earth...!

https://www.raremaps.com/gallery/enlarge/33008

Moone Boy

The new best show on TV:

Chris O'Dowd's "Moone Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGV9agzW-7g&list=ELUmEhg9Jo2rQ

FRIDAY ! ! !

Judo CHOP!

FRIDAY ! ! ! !

It's time we took this back from those smirky cunts over at "Anchorman."

Lesson One: