Driving to San Francisco up the 101 I saw a Google Robotic Car!!
Friday, May 18, 2012
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Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Finally Realizing "Spinal Tap" Hasn't Aged Well...?
Why not enjoy the original concept that Christopher Guest et al ripped off... "Bad News," from "The Comic Strip."
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
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Friday, April 13, 2012
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Wednesday, April 11, 2012
WTD? (What the Duck?)
I guess I missed the Disney Cartoon where Donald Duck rapes a passed-out native girl...
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 09, 2012
Things I Found While Walking My Dogs...
NICOLE’S ROOM
Nicole’s room was the place where the little people would come to smoke cigarettes at night, especially if her mom was in the kitchen. Nicole didn’t mind because their cigarettes were so small, like little grains of rice, you could hardly smell them -- and if she cracked her window just a bit there’d be no smell at all. The little people first came into Nicole’s room when she was sick that time with sore ears and they’d bother her dog and get him all hyper until he’d bark so much her mother would take him out so he’d stop hurting her ears. But they didn’t really hurt that much and the lady in the apartment next door who worked at the drug store said Nicole could go back to school in a couple days. Nicole saw 5 little people the first time and then five again the second time but with three new girl ones. They were little, but big enough to jump onto her computer table with one jump. It took two of them to turn her computer on. The boy little people would look at porn and the girl little people would chat on-line with their friends who Nicole guessed were also little but she couldn’t tell from their on-line pictures. When Nicole’s mom did a “safety search” on Nicole’s computer and found all the chatting and porn Nicole lost her on-line privileges for two weeks. Nicole tried to explain it was the little people but then she lost her privileges for another week for being a stinking little liar.
Sunday, April 08, 2012
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Friday, April 06, 2012
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Good Thursday...
LATER THAT NIGHT:
And Jesus spake, saying: "Really? No one has any cash? All right, I'll get the check for this one... but if one thing's gonna happen tomorrow it's you guys paying me back for once!"
And Jesus spake, saying: "Really? No one has any cash? All right, I'll get the check for this one... but if one thing's gonna happen tomorrow it's you guys paying me back for once!"
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
THINGS I FOUND WHILE WALKING MY DOGS...
LITTLE ASIAN ELF MANLittle Asian Elf Man
Helping Santa when he can
Specialized in Asian Regions
Like the Shanghais, Rangoons, and Azerbaijans.
Our Little Asian Elf Man
Ignoring not an outstretched hand
Always ready when baksheesh is needed
To get ‘round officials or tariffs, unheeded.
Oh Little Asian Elf Man
Would Christmas come without your game plan?
You wave Santa “bye bye” on the east bank of the Bosphorus
Leaving Gretl, a Swiss Elf, to cover Europe for the rest of us.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Thank Ba'al it's Friday...
What?! Okay, then, "Thursday." It's not?? Well at least it's Wednesday. Huh? TUESDAY!!?? Oh-fer-crissakes!!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
(WHISPERS) Hey, Listen...
... don't spread this around... but, apparently... there's a place in France (looks both ways) where the naked ladies dance...!
Friday, March 09, 2012
Wednesday, March 07, 2012
Friday, March 02, 2012
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Monday, February 27, 2012
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Sunday, February 19, 2012
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Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Friday, February 03, 2012
Just Wondering...
...if SomeOne can tell me the Difference between Shakespeare and "Raising Arizona..."
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
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