Vancouver, 6/11
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 08, 2011
Sunday, June 05, 2011
What's All the Fuss About...?
So there's an anti-circumcision comic. Big Deal! People are entitled to their opinions. They've been enjoying comics like this for years!
Who doesn't remember that loveable comic "Ilsa's Visit to the Jewish Doctor?"
Who doesn't remember that loveable comic "Ilsa's Visit to the Jewish Doctor?"
Friday, June 03, 2011
Saturday, May 28, 2011
Even the Crazies Have Some Buried Treasure...
http://s94802126.onlinehome.us/msy/My_Albums_13-16/Pages/15._Polaroids.html
Friday, May 27, 2011
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Sunday, May 08, 2011
A Confederacy of Douche-Bags...
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2011/05/self-aware_much.php?ref=fpblg
Friday, May 06, 2011
Tuesday, May 03, 2011
Monday, May 02, 2011
Things Not To Do When You're Drunk - #17...
...Just like eBay, DON'T Go Anywhere Near the "Season Pass" button on Tivo!
Why, again, do I have season passes to "Dennis the Menace,""The Partridge Family," and "Hazel?"
Why, again, do I have season passes to "Dennis the Menace,""The Partridge Family," and "Hazel?"
Sunday, May 01, 2011
Republicans Call For "Papertowel Airlift..."
GOP calling for "papertowel airlift" to "clean the President's jizz off our faces. We mean 'to clean our BELOVED President's jizz of our faces.'"
Friday, April 29, 2011
Did You "Take Your Daughter To Work" Yesterday...?
Here's the worst "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" EVER!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
"Abbey Road" Album Cover Dissected Better Than Zapruder's Home Movies...
http://www.snapgalleries.com/exhibitions/beatles-and-bystanders-the-abbey-road-sessions/
Monday, April 25, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
On This Day in History...
...Jesus's Disciples, or, as they were known by the Roman Authorities, "al-Qaeda," have to quickly come up with a cover story to explain why the Roman Department of Satis Patria were able to take their poster boy, Mr. J. H. Christ, the poor sap who they've been promoting as the destroyer of Rome, Son of god, the Messiah, and just simply nail him up like common purse snatcher. Oopsie!
And boy oh boy, did they come up with a whopper...!
Friday, April 22, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
"Don't Mess With Retards!"
http://www.examiner.com/political-buzz-in-national/texas-governor-perry-asks-president-obama-for-federal-assistance-to-fight-firesTexas is lucky to be part of Actual America, where we let bygones be bygones... In a more judgemental world Actual America would be quite right in asking "see, retarded adopted child? Now do you understand why you don't stick your tongue in a power socket."
2911 Hits??!
I might be reading to much into this but 2? + 911? 2 x 9/11? A second 9/11??!! Everybody PANIC!!!!!!
OR... HOPEFULLY... it just means I'll be getting another Porsche! Everybody say YAY!!!
OR... HOPEFULLY... it just means I'll be getting another Porsche! Everybody say YAY!!!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Is It Just Me...? (Royal Wedding Edition)
...or does this Kate Middleton... 
...seem more like the woman the Prince is SUPPOSED to marry, a little reluctantly, until he goes for Royal drive because he "just needs a moment alone in the midst of all this crazy Royal Wedding Mania" and his Royal Jaguar breaks down in the rain and when he finally finds a pub where he can make a Royal phone call to Buckingham Palace he meets adorably quirky yet totally down-to-earth American Anne Hathaway / Amy Adams / Claire Danes, (or, in 1998, Meg Ryan) who is a Broke-Art-Student / Reporter-Covering-the-Royal-Wedding-for-Access-Hollywood / Garbage-man's-Daughter-Hitchhiking-Through-Europe... 
...who doesn't recognize he's the heir to the throne and like a totally adorable klutz spills her pint of Guinness on him, causing HRH to fall Royally in love with her and buck the system and re-think marrying this "Middleton Woman" even though it might Royally Piss Off the Establishment since she's a perfect candidate for Future-Queen -- apart from the fact that she can be a bit cold and materialistic and only calls him "William" and not "Wills" like his friends do and doesn't like to have fun like the Prince (and Anne/Amy/Claire) does? (i.e. in "Four Weddings and Funeral" Kate Middleton would have been THIS one...
...and not THIS one...
...seem more like the woman the Prince is SUPPOSED to marry, a little reluctantly, until he goes for Royal drive because he "just needs a moment alone in the midst of all this crazy Royal Wedding Mania" and his Royal Jaguar breaks down in the rain and when he finally finds a pub where he can make a Royal phone call to Buckingham Palace he meets adorably quirky yet totally down-to-earth American Anne Hathaway / Amy Adams / Claire Danes, (or, in 1998, Meg Ryan) who is a Broke-Art-Student / Reporter-Covering-the-Royal-Wedding-for-Access-Hollywood / Garbage-man's-Daughter-Hitchhiking-Through-Europe... 
...who doesn't recognize he's the heir to the throne and like a totally adorable klutz spills her pint of Guinness on him, causing HRH to fall Royally in love with her and buck the system and re-think marrying this "Middleton Woman" even though it might Royally Piss Off the Establishment since she's a perfect candidate for Future-Queen -- apart from the fact that she can be a bit cold and materialistic and only calls him "William" and not "Wills" like his friends do and doesn't like to have fun like the Prince (and Anne/Amy/Claire) does? (i.e. in "Four Weddings and Funeral" Kate Middleton would have been THIS one...
...and not THIS one...
Friday, April 08, 2011
I Like Funny As Much As the Next Guy, But...
but a video starring Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, John C. Reilly, Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Rainn Wilson, AND Will Arnett (what, Paul Rudd was busy?) as a showcase for all their Very Small Bags of Comedic Tics is just an exercise in "Irony Masturbation" and not comedy. (and there are enough "surprise" cameos in this thing to keep Lorne Michaels in boners for months!) (That being said, it's a pretty great video and the Beastie Boys ROCK as always.)
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Sunday, April 03, 2011
Saturday, April 02, 2011
Friday, April 01, 2011
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Now THIS is Songwriting...
This is the kind of well-crafted, agile songwriting skills the creators of "Friday" can't come CLOSE to imitating!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Is It Just Me, Or...
...Does Anyone Else Think It's OK If Germany Stays Out of Libya This Time... 
http://af.reuters.com/article/libyaNews/idAFLDE72I0AE20110319
http://af.reuters.com/article/libyaNews/idAFLDE72I0AE20110319
Friday, March 18, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
"Mars Needs Moms" SUPER BOMB!
Whatever it takes. I love Robert Zemeckis, but if Disney has to lose $200 million to keep him from making "3-D Yellow Submarine" then so be it. Every little bit counts...
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/15/business/media/15mars.html
(and SUCK IT Berkeley Breathed!! How do the back of Garry Trudeau's balls taste, you FRAUD??!)
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/15/business/media/15mars.html
(and SUCK IT Berkeley Breathed!! How do the back of Garry Trudeau's balls taste, you FRAUD??!)
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
Is It Wrong to Think...
...Natalie Portman is a "Great Actor..." the same way Lassie was a "Great Actor?"
Both seem to be graduates of the "hit your mark, look blankly in correct direction, raise paw = a yummy chicken strip" school of acting.
Comedy doesn't get funnier than this...
Kevin Pollak as "Albert Brooks" and Dave Coulier as "Super Dave Osborne." Why am I only learning NOW that this piece of Comedy Heaven exists!!!!??
Wednesday, March 09, 2011
Tuesday, March 08, 2011
Then is Now!
I heard the opening of "52 Girls" in a Target commercial. Not "Rock Lobster!" Not even "Planet Claire!" "52 GIRLS!!" ??!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgvJvIo2-U
Thursday, March 03, 2011
National Treasure 2...
Not as good. Not horrible, but not as good as #1. For some reason Nicolas Cage and Bridget Von Hammersmark hate each other at the beginning and there's a romantic comedy subplot between Jon Voight and Helen Mirren (!) that must have required all the jack-hammers in Burbank to jam in. Ed Harris sleepwalks his way through "Character #2" from his "Bad Guy" catalogue. Also, there were more times in this movie where I said to myself "Are you kidding me?" than in the first one, where I mostly said "Hmmm, okay. I'll buy that." (And the blatant set-up for "National Treasure 3" was a bit distasteful.)
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
I Have to Say...
..."National Treasure..." Not too shabby so far. It's taken me this long to see it and I have to admit it was a glimpse of an intriguing scene in "National Treasure II" that made me say "Wait a sec. I'd better start all this from the beginning."
FULL DISCLOSURE: I was a 2nd A.D. on Jon Turteltaub's very first movie and he was a Great Guy.
(It also doesn't hurt that this movie also stars "Bridget Von Hammersmark.")
Friday, February 25, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
The Simpsons
I know this question might seem very 1998 but did anyone watch "The Simpsons" tonight? ("Angry Dad: the Movie") When did "The Simpsons" get so pissy? Slamming people who left "The Simpsons" in their dust so long ago they probably don't even remember doing it. Are the creative minds behind the show upset that while they've spent the past 10 years coasting a whole new pool of writers and animators long ago out-cooled them? Don't have cow, man.
Portlandia
Do you think Fred Armisen knows "Portlandia" is a satire? Because in every interview I've seen him he gives me the impression that he's in a loving homage. They've told him it's not, right? Again, I've never met Fred, but I wonder that while he knows how to perform things funny, he actually might not have a sense of humor. Full disclosure: I've never seen an episode of "Portlandia." My "twee" glands couldn't handle the overload.
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