Thursday, February 03, 2011
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Monday, January 31, 2011
So Shut Up!!!
http://www.cracked.com/article_18983_5-complaints-about-modern-life-that-are-statistically-b.s..html
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Friday, January 21, 2011
How Things Work in ACTUAL America...
http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/viewer-trust-fox-news-plummets-past-y
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Friday, January 14, 2011
It's Also FRIDAY!!!!
Since it's also Friday, 78 degrees in Los Angeles, and the start of a 3-day weekend, here's how I'm feeling Right Now. (sorry about the Vimeo)
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Shift Focus Warning...
I just watched a whole documentary on Haiti shot in that recently hip "shift-focus" style that makes everything looks like toys. Is this the start of a new style of film-making, like "shaky-cam" in 2000? If so, move back a little, because I'm going to blow my brains out.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
This Explains EVERYthing!
Tea-Baggers 'n Hillbillies ain't retards, they's junkies!http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=a-love-hate-relationship
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
FYI, THIS is America...
http://www.salon.com/life/feature/2011/01/10/daneil_hernandez_gay_latino_hero
Monday, January 10, 2011
Sunday, January 09, 2011
Saturday, January 08, 2011
Found This In My Big Sister's Record Collection...
Ghost Produced by Ghost George Harrison in Ghost 1971!
Friday, January 07, 2011
Thursday, January 06, 2011
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU...
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0104/Could-you-pass-a-US-citizenship-test/Who-signs-billsAll of us Actual Americans only have to get 58 of these questions right. But you "Real" Americans, GOPers, Rightwing-nuts, Tea-Baggers, and Birthers have to get 100% right... or else GET THE FUCK OUT of OUR America!!
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Monday, January 03, 2011
Sunday, January 02, 2011
Saturday, January 01, 2011
CONGRATS!!
http://www.kuam.com/story/13766931/2010/12/31/2011s-first-baby-comes-18-seconds-after-midnight?clienttype=mobile
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Jackie O!
I want to be Jackie Onassis...I want to wear dark sunglasses...
I want to live the life she led...
But skip where my husband ends up shot in the head.
(with a little thanks to HSR)
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
1/1/11 Marathon Month of Covers Fast Approaching...
Remember the "Marathon Month of Covers" last summer? Did you ever think we'd find 30+ covers of "Seasons in the Sun?" Here's a taste of the "Marathon Month of Covers" that'll be heading our way 1/1/11. Let's GO!! 2011 hits by New Year's Eve!!
If You Were Hoping...
...that the pretty girl behind you on the moped last night was following you home... she wasn't.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
I JUST SPOKE WITH JESUS...
...and while He's NOT happy that we didn't reach 2000 hits for his birthday Jesus realizes we're only human, "the children of a lesser god," created in the image of his lazy, buck-passing, glory-hogging, blame-throwing, ADHD father so Jesus is cool enough to cut us some slack and extend the deadline to NEW YEAR'S DAY.
So let's start off 2011 (pronounced "twenty-eleven" and NOT "two-thousand-eleven" -- I mean, come on, is December 7th, one-thousand-nine-hundred-and-forty-one going to be a day that will live in infamy? NO!) with a real bang and get this website 2000 (twenty hundred) hits for JESUS!!
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Christmas Day @ the Beach!
HE: "Hey, let's take your sister and her husband and the kids out on the boat!"
SHE: "Really? The weather's not too good."
HE: "C'mon! They drove here all the way from Des Moines. Let's give 'em some SoCal flavor."
SHE: "Look at the waves!"
HE: "The waves aren't that big."
SHE: "They're pretty big, Derek. And the weather guy on TV just said another storm was coming."
HE: "The local weather guy? Those guys are dip-shits and the woman are porn stars. I'm taking the boat out."
SHE: "I don't think it's a good idea."
HE: "Kids!! Turn off the X-box and get your slickers on, we're going sailing!"
KIDS: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!"
SHE: "I'm sorry but you are NOT taking the kids out in this weather. Look at those black clouds."
HE: "Oh, c'mon, those clouds are gray."
SHE: "No. Me and my sister are taking the kids to see 'Gulliver's Travels.'"
HE: "Then me and Bob'll go out by ourselves."
SHE: "Right. Bob. Bob who's already had eleven tequila shots and it's only 2 pm."
BROTHER-IN-LAW BOB: "I'm on vacation!"
HE: "I can handle the 'SS Party Island" by myself."
SHE: (mutters)
HE: "Excuse me?"
SHE: "Nothing. C'mon kids, we're going to see 'Gulliver's Travels'."
KIDS: "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!"
HE: "Told ya."
BOB: "You're out of limes."
HE: "Let's go, Bob. There's limes on the boat."
BOB: "Rock 'n Roll!!!"
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
"How's that 'Hopey-Changey' Thing Working Out...?"
In the past WEEK (!) President Obama has repealed "Don't Ask Don't Tell," got the "START Treaty" ratified despite opposition from almost criminally douche-baggy National Socialists (sorry, "Republicans,") who were willing to put the PHYSICAL, GEOLOGICAL EXISTENCE of America at nuclear risk unless their temper-tantrum was quelled by quashing said repeal of DADT, got a tax bill through that contains most of stuff that's good for Actual Americans except for some hold-overs demanded by Douche-Bag millionaire National Socialists (SORRY, "Republicans!" I just watched a documentary about how the Nazi Party came to power in the early 1930's and the similarities between their tactics and GOP's have got me confused) and now the 9/11 "Responders Bill" is going through. How's that "Hopey-Changey" thing working out? Well, pretty damn good you cunty, Alaskan ginch.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
2000 Hits For Christmas...?
Jesus told me for his birthday present he wants this blog to reach 2000 hits by Christmas.
Portlandia?
The more I see about this new abomination called "Portlandia" the more I want to kick my TV set in. Fred Armisen AND some ginch from faux-lesbian-chic Sleater-Kinney? What kind of video-Nazis would foist this twee piece of "indie" preciousness on us. Go back to Canadian TV where you obviously belong. Fred Armisen has always seemed to me to be someone who, while they know how to ACT funny, doesn't have an actual sense of humor. Someone who likes to "deconstruct" comedy and "get down to the basics of what's makes us laugh." Well, Fred Armisen falling down a man-hole would make me laugh. (BTW, Natalie Portman also strikes me as someone who knows how to act "funny" or "sexy" or "sad" or "happy" but when the cameras are off she shuts-down faster than C3PO in Luke Skywalker's workshop.)
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Night On the Town
A night of improv is always easier to survive if there are a couple of pretty girls in the troupe... (pic not related)
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Hey. Samuel Adams beer...
Okay, okay we get it. You're better than Coors. But your pretentious, douche-baggy ads make me want to enlist with the Redcoats and water-board your pompous insurgent asses.
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Friday, December 03, 2010
Just Wondering...
...do pets "catch a cold" like we do? And if your pet has a cold, or the flu, or something, can we catch it from them? Just wondering...
Thursday, December 02, 2010
we are the music makers
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Rock & Roll: Lesson 413...
If you see a rock band and there's a girl playing cello or violin, that's the lead singer's girlfriend.
If there's a guy playing the trumpet or trombone, he owns the van.
If there's a guy playing the trumpet or trombone, he owns the van.
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
"Sarah Palin's Alaska..."
...it's like "The Sound of Music" but without the music and the Nazis win!
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Demi Lovato's Disney Show To Go On Without Her | Radar Online
...and this is why there isn't a single Executive at the Disney Channel who will not be going to hell...
Demi Lovato's Disney Show To Go On Without Her | Radar Online
Demi Lovato's Disney Show To Go On Without Her | Radar Online
Friday, November 12, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Monday, November 08, 2010
THIS is America...
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/07/residents-missouri-town-block-protesters-picketing-soldiers-funeral/?test=latestnews
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