Friday, October 30, 2009

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

I Had a Dream Last Night...














I was at the Racetrack...



... with Henry Kissinger and his 20-year-old fiancee...








...her mother and brother...








...and Tom Brokaw and his agent.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A LITTLE GIRL IN 1990!





Holy CRAP!! Check THIS out!!!

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

The shocking thing is Glenn Beck isn't DENYING this!! I am a huge fan and I can't believe this is true, but the more he doesn't deny it, the more more guilty he appears. Just like Glenn Beck accused President Obama regarding accusations of Socialism/Muslimism/Communism/Kenyanism/UFOism/etc.ism and then said Obama MUST be guilty because he won't deny it!

GLENN BECK, don't let us down!! Please answer these accusations against you!! And really beat the Liberals at their own game... just like you refused to accept the Governor of Hawaii's confirmation of President Obama's U.S. birth records, show them that you can play by your own rules and not accept legitimate police records provided by official police sources!!

Friday, October 09, 2009

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #6


A BUMBLE OF BEES...

"Hey, Jacques, why so out of breath?"

"I was being chased by an entire bumble of bees!!!"

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #5


A PUKE OF LIVER (COOKED)...

"Awww, Mom. How much of this liver do I have to eat!?"

"You have to eat the whole puke, dear, or you go back in the hole."

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #4


A SHELF OF DVDS...

"I have to return some DVDs to the rental store."

"How many do you have?"

"Jesus, a whole shelf, I think."

Sunday, October 04, 2009

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #3


A SCRIBBLE OF PENCILS...

"How many pencils do you need?"
"We're gonna pull an all-nighter, so I'll probably need a whole scribble."

THE WOOLLY BANDITS

Best band at the Eagle Rock Music Festival yesterday!

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Friday, October 02, 2009

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #2


A KABOODLE OF KITTENS...

"Did you see all those cute kittens!?"
"I know! There was a whole kaboodle of them!"

NEW WORDS FOR GROUPS OF THINGS #1



A SCRUM OF PUPPIES...

"The Hendersons have, like, a SCRUM of puppies over at their place!"

Thursday, October 01, 2009

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY'S BOGUS TOP 25 LIST OF "CULT" TV SHOWS...















http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20302134_20304619,00.html

Isn't this just another EW list with a made-up topic so that the editors can brag about basically *their* favorite shows? I thought a "cult" show was one that doesn't play well across the board, sometimes with critics -- mostly with mainstream viewers, but is appreciated by a small group of die-hard fans. "Off-Beat" (as mentioned in the article header) isn't the same as "cult."

"Buffy?" Really? A cult show? Wasn't that a huge hit for the WB? And "X-Files?" Sure, it's purposefully made to *seem* like a cult show but it practically helped put FOX on the map. The show it was imitating, "Twin Peaks," is a cult show. "Venture Brothers?" A huge hit for Cartoon Network... also the animated "Tick." The live action "Tick...?" Now THAT'S a cult show, as was "Get a Life." "Prisoner:" a cult show. "Dr. Who:" a MASSIVE hit that's been running for, what, 45 (45!!!) years? When is this no longer a cult show? Maybe around year 25... 26? "Veronica Mars" was a GIANT hit for UPN until it started sucking, and low-numbers-due-to-suck + a hot chick does not equal "cult." Isn't "Chuck" STILL ON!? Trust me, NBC does NOT broadcast "cult" shows.

"Battlestar Galactica," the show that launched SyFy channel into the medium/big leagues, a cult show? Now that's just silly.

BUT the ONE omission that makes this entire list null-and-void is the lack of "Arrested Development." That sea-sick inducing, shakey-cam'd, barely tolerable bowl of beloved "preciousness" is a true cult show, no matter how much you might hate it.

Good night, god bless...
 

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