It's Crazy, but it's true...

When I Close My Eyes...

...this is what I see...

...And God Spoke

The way-cooler original poster...

"Pretty Girls
with pretty curls
Have lots of time to spare

But only pretty boys
with Lots of toys
will get to see them bare"

Times Square, baby!

New from "JONAS!"

Our Miniature World

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Danielle Ate the Sandwich

Words to Swear By...

"The reason women find the word 'cunt' so offensive is because they don't have a comeback for it. If some guy calls her a 'bitch' a woman can just call him an 'asshole.' But if he calls her a 'cunt' she's flummoxed, there's no equal response, and thus the word must be fanatically tagged with faux-offensiveness if women are to retain the higher-ground."

-- Anonymous

Check it out... new from "JONAS..."

The Greatest Show in the History of Earth...!

International Relations

FINISHED!

And then there's the Crew Photo. Can you find me? No. No. Nope. Over a bit. No. Nope. Uh uh. Up one. Back one. Down two. No. Oh come on, I'm RIGHT there! No. No. Oh forget it!!!!

Oh. Yeah. Um...

Is it wrong that this is sexier than it should be...?

The Happy Puppy

They're so cute when they drop dead while playing with a little yellow mini-ball! Awwww!

What America Is

THIS...



...is NOT America.

THIS...






































IS WHAT AMERICA IS!

THANK YOU, ACTUAL AMERICA!
(PHEW!)

True Gravitas from the Internets

"Thanks to everybody who posted Haley Paige's videos. She was always one of the top pornstars on my list. I can't believe I just found out that she passed away today. Does anybody know if she has any gangbang scenes?" -- Anonymous

"...they're like child-sex offenders, using the country as their own private elementary school yard. The voters on the Right are the little nine-year-old girls who eagerly expect a free lollipop if they just let 'Uncle George' stick his fingers into their 'Bratz' underpants and diddle their Constitutions."

SHOW US YOUR BOOOOBS !!!