Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Bye Tom...
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Happy Birthday, Doc!
The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. “What’s wrong?” I yelled. “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Shit Happens...
...when you don't have anyone to rewrite Elliot & Rossio!
http://io9.com/5925644/we-saw-the-first-footage-of-johnny-depp-as-tonto-in-lone-ranger
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Sunday, July 08, 2012
Ahh, the Good Olde Days...
In the 1933 Sherlock Holmes movie "A Study in Scarlet" not only is there an actor named John Warburton but there's another actor named Warburton Gamble!
Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.
Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.
Saturday, July 07, 2012
Friday, July 06, 2012
Thursday, July 05, 2012
Do These S&P Notes Seem Like They Were Written By Someone with Tourettes?
Hi Guys,
Here are the notes for the new scripts:
Episode 506
Pg 5 van of mentally
challenged students – please don’t have anyone act “mentally challenged.”
Pg 5 SHIT
Pg 7 FUCKING
Pg 9 suck your DICK
Pg 25 COCKblock
Pg 27 the smell my fingers line goes a
little far – can we change it to something else?
Pg 27 dragging wanda – this shouldn’t
get too physical or rough.
Pg 37 FUCK SHIT
Pg 38 keep that spooky shit private –
can we lose the term “spooky?” and we’d have to bleep SHIT.
Pg 39 FINGER banging
Episode 507
Pg 5 can we lose the
term ORIENTALS
Pg 13 SHIT
Pg 16 COCKpit – since there’s no real
double entendre here, we’d need to bleep COCK
Pg 19 FUCK
Episode 508
Pg 7 SHIT
Pg 8 can we say I want
my hands to be ON her instead of IN her?
Pg 16 FUCKING
Episode 509
Pg 2 SHIT
Pg 3 bullSHIT
Pg 5 ummm hilarious
story about fantasy island. We’d have to bleep COCKSman. Also is
legal ok with saying herve did coke?
Pg 7 SHIT 2x.
Pg 16 assHOLE – also I’m assuming these
will be fake tases?
Episode 510
Pg 2 SHIT
Pg 5 SHIT
Pg 11 We’ll need to bleep PUSSY catnip.
Pg 14 bullSHIT
Pg 32 bullSHIT (also we
would need to blur his butt)
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
Saturday, June 30, 2012
I KNEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Jack and Jill" is a GREAT MOVIE! Fuck You, Sandler Haters. You're probably the same people who will go home and masturbate to "Ted."
Friday, June 29, 2012
Check Out These Douchetwat Hipsters!
Okay, we GET it! The Retro look is IN! "1968?" Yeah, right. More like 2008. And check out the wanna-be on the Beatle bass!! I hate hipsters!!
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012
Saturday, June 09, 2012
Friday, June 08, 2012
It's Time For...
Tim and Eric to bow down to the master and say "thank you for leading the way!" And John Waters (praise him with great praise) to say "you're welcome." AND "So THAT'S how you do it in 2010's!"
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Saturday, June 02, 2012
Have You Seen Him...?
Hiking in the Joshua Tree boulders, I stumbled upon this homoerotic tape of a professional mountain climber. All that was on the case was a white strip of tape with the date 1994 written over it and nothing else. It had been badly damaged by sand erosion, but I managed to save about a minute of the tape. Much of the first 30 minutes were lost to what looked like a Coyote bite. If anyone recognizes the man in this video, let me know so I can return what's left of his tape to him or his family
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Friday, June 01, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Tuesday, May 08, 2012
Saturday, May 05, 2012
Friday, May 04, 2012
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Finally Realizing "Spinal Tap" Hasn't Aged Well...?
Why not enjoy the original concept that Christopher Guest et al ripped off... "Bad News," from "The Comic Strip."
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Friday, April 13, 2012
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
WTD? (What the Duck?)
I guess I missed the Disney Cartoon where Donald Duck rapes a passed-out native girl...
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Monday, April 09, 2012
Things I Found While Walking My Dogs...
NICOLE’S ROOM
Nicole’s room was the place where the little people would come to smoke cigarettes at night, especially if her mom was in the kitchen. Nicole didn’t mind because their cigarettes were so small, like little grains of rice, you could hardly smell them -- and if she cracked her window just a bit there’d be no smell at all. The little people first came into Nicole’s room when she was sick that time with sore ears and they’d bother her dog and get him all hyper until he’d bark so much her mother would take him out so he’d stop hurting her ears. But they didn’t really hurt that much and the lady in the apartment next door who worked at the drug store said Nicole could go back to school in a couple days. Nicole saw 5 little people the first time and then five again the second time but with three new girl ones. They were little, but big enough to jump onto her computer table with one jump. It took two of them to turn her computer on. The boy little people would look at porn and the girl little people would chat on-line with their friends who Nicole guessed were also little but she couldn’t tell from their on-line pictures. When Nicole’s mom did a “safety search” on Nicole’s computer and found all the chatting and porn Nicole lost her on-line privileges for two weeks. Nicole tried to explain it was the little people but then she lost her privileges for another week for being a stinking little liar.
Sunday, April 08, 2012
Saturday, April 07, 2012
Friday, April 06, 2012
Thursday, April 05, 2012
Good Thursday...
LATER THAT NIGHT:
And Jesus spake, saying: "Really? No one has any cash? All right, I'll get the check for this one... but if one thing's gonna happen tomorrow it's you guys paying me back for once!"
And Jesus spake, saying: "Really? No one has any cash? All right, I'll get the check for this one... but if one thing's gonna happen tomorrow it's you guys paying me back for once!"
Wednesday, April 04, 2012
Saturday, March 31, 2012
Friday, March 30, 2012
THINGS I FOUND WHILE WALKING MY DOGS...
LITTLE ASIAN ELF MANLittle Asian Elf Man
Helping Santa when he can
Specialized in Asian Regions
Like the Shanghais, Rangoons, and Azerbaijans.
Our Little Asian Elf Man
Ignoring not an outstretched hand
Always ready when baksheesh is needed
To get ‘round officials or tariffs, unheeded.
Oh Little Asian Elf Man
Would Christmas come without your game plan?
You wave Santa “bye bye” on the east bank of the Bosphorus
Leaving Gretl, a Swiss Elf, to cover Europe for the rest of us.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Thank Ba'al it's Friday...
What?! Okay, then, "Thursday." It's not?? Well at least it's Wednesday. Huh? TUESDAY!!?? Oh-fer-crissakes!!
Sunday, March 25, 2012
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