Friday, June 20, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Number 1: OPTIMISM! (9AM)
What a Beautiful Morning! I'm going to get a lot of writing done today!
Number 2: PATIENCE (11AM)
I got started so early today I have plenty of time to check out those important updates on Gawker and Fark!
Number 3: SELF-LOATHING (4:30 PM)
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SPENT THE WHOLE DAY ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!! I HAVE WORK TO DO!! I SHOULD BE CHECKING BAGS AT HOME DEPOT!!! WHAT A FUG-FRAGGING FIG FUGGING LOSER!!!
Number 4: HOPE (6:30 PM)
There's always tomorrow! Where's the scotch?