Thursday, July 26, 2012

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Yes, I WILL Be Watching the Olympics... Why Do You Ask...?

Bye Tom...

If you want to see a GREAT movie written by Tom Davis & Al Franken check out "One More Saturday Night."

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Happy Birthday, Doc!

The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. “What’s wrong?” I yelled. “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Ahh, the Good Olde Days...

In the 1933 Sherlock Holmes movie "A Study in Scarlet" not only is there an actor named John Warburton but there's another actor named Warburton Gamble!

Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Do These S&P Notes Seem Like They Were Written By Someone with Tourettes?

Hi Guys,

Here are the notes for the new scripts:

Episode 506

Pg 5        van of mentally challenged students – please don’t have anyone act “mentally challenged.”

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 7        FUCKING

Pg 9        suck your DICK

Pg 25     COCKblock

Pg 27     the smell my fingers line goes a little far – can we change it to something else?

Pg 27     dragging wanda – this shouldn’t get too physical or rough.

Pg 37     FUCK SHIT

Pg 38     keep that spooky shit private – can we lose the term “spooky?” and we’d have to bleep SHIT.

Pg 39     FINGER banging

Episode 507

Pg 5        can we lose the term ORIENTALS

Pg 13     SHIT

Pg 16     COCKpit – since there’s no real double entendre here, we’d need to bleep COCK

Pg 19     FUCK

Episode 508
Pg 1        assHOLE

Pg 7        SHIT

Pg 8        can we say I want my hands to be ON her instead of IN her?

Pg 16     FUCKING

Episode 509

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 3        bullSHIT

Pg 5        ummm hilarious story about fantasy island.  We’d have to bleep COCKSman.  Also is legal ok with saying herve did coke?

Pg 7        SHIT 2x. 

Pg 16     assHOLE – also I’m assuming these will be fake tases? 

Episode 510

Pg 2        SHIT

Pg 5        SHIT

Pg 11     We’ll need to bleep PUSSY catnip.

Pg 14     bullSHIT

Pg 32     bullSHIT   (also we would need to blur his butt)

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