Friday, July 27, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Bye Tom...
If you want to see a GREAT movie written by Tom Davis & Al Franken check out "One More Saturday Night."
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Happy Birthday, Doc!
The car suddenly veered off the road and we came to a sliding halt in the gravel. I was hurled against the dashboard. My attorney was slumped over the wheel. “What’s wrong?” I yelled. “We can’t stop here. This is bat country!"
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Shit Happens...
...when you don't have anyone to rewrite Elliot & Rossio!
http://io9.com/5925644/we-saw-the-first-footage-of-johnny-depp-as-tonto-in-lone-ranger
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Sunday, July 08, 2012
Ahh, the Good Olde Days...
In the 1933 Sherlock Holmes movie "A Study in Scarlet" not only is there an actor named John Warburton but there's another actor named Warburton Gamble!
Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.
Nobody's named "Warburton Gamble" anymore.
Saturday, July 07, 2012
Friday, July 06, 2012
Thursday, July 05, 2012
Do These S&P Notes Seem Like They Were Written By Someone with Tourettes?
Hi Guys,
Here are the notes for the new scripts:
Episode 506
Pg 5 van of mentally
challenged students – please don’t have anyone act “mentally challenged.”
Pg 5 SHIT
Pg 7 FUCKING
Pg 9 suck your DICK
Pg 25 COCKblock
Pg 27 the smell my fingers line goes a
little far – can we change it to something else?
Pg 27 dragging wanda – this shouldn’t
get too physical or rough.
Pg 37 FUCK SHIT
Pg 38 keep that spooky shit private –
can we lose the term “spooky?” and we’d have to bleep SHIT.
Pg 39 FINGER banging
Episode 507
Pg 5 can we lose the
term ORIENTALS
Pg 13 SHIT
Pg 16 COCKpit – since there’s no real
double entendre here, we’d need to bleep COCK
Pg 19 FUCK
Episode 508
Pg 7 SHIT
Pg 8 can we say I want
my hands to be ON her instead of IN her?
Pg 16 FUCKING
Episode 509
Pg 2 SHIT
Pg 3 bullSHIT
Pg 5 ummm hilarious
story about fantasy island. We’d have to bleep COCKSman. Also is
legal ok with saying herve did coke?
Pg 7 SHIT 2x.
Pg 16 assHOLE – also I’m assuming these
will be fake tases?
Episode 510
Pg 2 SHIT
Pg 5 SHIT
Pg 11 We’ll need to bleep PUSSY catnip.
Pg 14 bullSHIT
Pg 32 bullSHIT (also we
would need to blur his butt)
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
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