Sunday, April 29, 2012

Finally Realizing "Spinal Tap" Hasn't Aged Well...?

Why not enjoy the original concept that Christopher Guest et al ripped off... "Bad News," from "The Comic Strip."

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Kids are crazy today...

...I mean yesterday... I mean 5 years ago... I mean 45 years ago...

Colored People...

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Almost Friday...

If you need help getting over the last hump before Friday...

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

WTD? (What the Duck?)

I guess I missed the Disney Cartoon where Donald Duck rapes a passed-out native girl...

Monday, April 09, 2012

Things I Found While Walking My Dogs...

NICOLE’S ROOM

Nicole’s room was the place where the little people would come to smoke cigarettes at night, especially if her mom was in the kitchen. Nicole didn’t mind because their cigarettes were so small, like little grains of rice, you could hardly smell them -- and if she cracked her window just a bit there’d be no smell at all. The little people first came into Nicole’s room when she was sick that time with sore ears and they’d bother her dog and get him all hyper until he’d bark so much her mother would take him out so he’d stop hurting her ears. But they didn’t really hurt that much and the lady in the apartment next door who worked at the drug store said Nicole could go back to school in a couple days. Nicole saw 5 little people the first time and then five again the second time but with three new girl ones. They were little, but big enough to jump onto her computer table with one jump. It took two of them to turn her computer on. The boy little people would look at porn and the girl little people would chat on-line with their friends who Nicole guessed were also little but she couldn’t tell from their on-line pictures. When Nicole’s mom did a “safety search” on Nicole’s computer and found all the chatting and porn Nicole lost her on-line privileges for two weeks. Nicole tried to explain it was the little people but then she lost her privileges for another week for being a stinking little liar.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Thursday, April 05, 2012

Good Thursday...

LATER THAT NIGHT:

And Jesus spake, saying: "Really? No one has any cash? All right, I'll get the check for this one... but if one thing's gonna happen tomorrow it's you guys paying me back for once!"

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

 

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