Did You "Take Your Daughter To Work" Yesterday...?

Here's the worst "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" EVER!

FRIDAY! (Royal Wedding Edition)

3000 HITS !!!!

I thank you...

"Abbey Road" Album Cover Dissected Better Than Zapruder's Home Movies...

http://www.snapgalleries.com/exhibitions/beatles-and-bystanders-the-abbey-road-sessions/

ANZAC Day

On This Day in History...

...Jesus's Disciples, or, as they were known by the Roman Authorities, "al-Qaeda," have to quickly come up with a cover story to explain why the Roman Department of Satis Patria were able to take their poster boy, Mr. J. H. Christ, the poor sap who they've been promoting as the destroyer of Rome, Son of god, the Messiah, and just simply nail him up like common purse snatcher. Oopsie!

And boy oh boy, did they come up with a whopper...!

Baby, I Care... that it's FRIDAY!!!!!!!

"Don't Mess With Retards!"

http://www.examiner.com/political-buzz-in-national/texas-governor-perry-asks-president-obama-for-federal-assistance-to-fight-fires

Texas is lucky to be part of Actual America, where we let bygones be bygones... In a more judgemental world Actual America would be quite right in asking "see, retarded adopted child? Now do you understand why you don't stick your tongue in a power socket."

2911 Hits??!

I might be reading to much into this but 2? + 911? 2 x 9/11? A second 9/11??!! Everybody PANIC!!!!!!
OR... HOPEFULLY... it just means I'll be getting another Porsche! Everybody say YAY!!!

Well, why not...?

VENDREDI !!!

Is It Just Me...? (Royal Wedding Edition)

...or does this Kate Middleton... ...seem more like the woman the Prince is SUPPOSED to marry, a little reluctantly, until he goes for Royal drive because he "just needs a moment alone in the midst of all this crazy Royal Wedding Mania" and his Royal Jaguar breaks down in the rain and when he finally finds a pub where he can make a Royal phone call to Buckingham Palace he meets adorably quirky yet totally down-to-earth American Anne Hathaway / Amy Adams / Claire Danes, (or, in 1998, Meg Ryan) who is a Broke-Art-Student / Reporter-Covering-the-Royal-Wedding-for-Access-Hollywood / Garbage-man's-Daughter-Hitchhiking-Through-Europe... ...who doesn't recognize he's the heir to the throne and like a totally adorable klutz spills her pint of Guinness on him, causing HRH to fall Royally in love with her and buck the system and re-think marrying this "Middleton Woman" even though it might Royally Piss Off the Establishment since she's a perfect candidate for Future-Queen -- apart from the fact that she can be a bit cold and materialistic and only calls him "William" and not "Wills" like his friends do and doesn't like to have fun like the Prince (and Anne/Amy/Claire) does? (i.e. in "Four Weddings and Funeral" Kate Middleton would have been THIS one......and not THIS one...

It Was Forty (one) Years Ago, Today...

...Sgt. Pepper said he wouldn't play...

2 x Friday!

Ready, Steady, FRIDAY...!

I Like Funny As Much As the Next Guy, But...

but a video starring Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, John C. Reilly, Jack Black, Seth Rogan, Rainn Wilson, AND Will Arnett (what, Paul Rudd was busy?) as a showcase for all their Very Small Bags of Comedic Tics is just an exercise in "Irony Masturbation" and not comedy. (and there are enough "surprise" cameos in this thing to keep Lorne Michaels in boners for months!) (That being said, it's a pretty great video and the Beastie Boys ROCK as always.)

History is FUN...!

During Prohibition bootleggers made a tidy profit brewing "bathtub terriers."

Amen, Indeed!

Brilliant. The End.

Adult Swim DREAMS of Being This Cool...

Soupy Sales in 1965...

Friday, mon...