Stop Yelling @ Me!

Whooo Hooo!!

2012-02-13T16:41:00.001-08:00

Jump, Jump!

2012-02-12T12:27:00.000-08:00

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The Four Stooges...

2012-02-11T13:34:00.000-08:00

Curly, Larry, Moe, & Shemp

It's Friday!!

2012-02-10T08:42:00.001-08:00

Cool!

2012-02-10T08:34:00.001-08:00

6699 Hits!? Time for an Orgy!!!

2012-02-09T10:19:00.001-08:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

2012-02-08T16:14:00.001-08:00

Indeed...

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Good times...

2012-02-07T13:22:00.001-08:00

Shirt Over Hoodie...

2012-02-04T19:16:00.000-08:00

Something tells me this look was created by TV/Movie Wardrobe Supervisors...

There's 'Merica... and then there's America....

2012-02-04T19:07:00.001-08:00

Just Wondering...

2012-02-03T18:49:00.001-08:00

...if SomeOne can tell me the Difference between Shakespeare and "Raising Arizona..."

PeOpLe ArE sO tAlenTeD!

2012-02-03T17:05:00.000-08:00

Friday!!

2012-02-03T10:04:00.000-08:00

Who ARE those Guys...?

2012-02-02T17:37:00.000-08:00

Speaks for Itself...

2012-02-02T12:59:00.001-08:00

YaY!!

2012-01-29T12:21:00.001-08:00

Friday!!!

2012-01-27T09:48:00.001-08:00

(you know you love it!)

Happy Australia Day!!

2012-01-26T13:02:00.000-08:00

Yay!!

2012-01-25T15:34:00.000-08:00

People Are So Clever...!

2012-01-24T17:46:00.000-08:00

People of Earth...

2012-01-21T18:00:00.001-08:00

there was once a Day when This... Actually... Happened...

FRIdAY!!!

2012-01-20T10:18:00.001-08:00

Almost Friday...!

2012-01-19T19:13:00.001-08:00

All You Kids With Term Papers Due...

2012-01-17T13:03:00.000-08:00

...better get them done ASAP!http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2012/01/the-internet-strike-is-coming-wikipedia-joins-reddit-mozilla-in-blackout.html

Well, Why the Hell Not...?

2012-01-16T18:38:00.001-08:00

Friday!!

2012-01-13T10:23:00.001-08:00

Thanks, Slaves!

2012-01-12T11:04:00.001-08:00

There's Gotta Be Someplace We Can Ship All These Criminals Off To:

2012-01-08T10:53:00.000-08:00

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/6227936/Two-Australians-a-day-arrested-abroad

Oops...

2012-01-07T14:46:00.001-08:00

I've always wondered what the difference was between "adaptation" and "adaption." Turns out the difference is there is no word "adaption."

With Weather Like This...

2012-01-06T20:51:00.000-08:00

...we need a DOUBLE DOSE of FRIDAY!!!!

75 degrees F for Friday!!

2012-01-06T12:36:00.000-08:00

There's This Hipster Band...

2012-01-04T13:35:00.000-08:00

...I think they're from Austin, or Portland, or somewhere. They're pretty new so you probably haven't heard of them yet. I've been into them for a while though.

True Love...

2012-01-04T11:02:00.001-08:00

80 F on January 2nd Can Mean Only One Thing...

2012-01-02T17:07:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year!

2012-01-01T00:59:00.001-08:00

"I Used to Have Acne...

2011-12-31T19:53:00.001-08:00

...all around my mouth -- where the microphone is -- and that's where everybody's looking," said this lady...

Happy New Friday!

2011-12-30T21:02:00.001-08:00

Only Wednesday...

2011-12-28T16:32:00.000-08:00

Gentlemen... The Queen!

2011-12-25T13:05:00.000-08:00

Happy Christmas!

2011-12-24T16:01:00.000-08:00

Christmas Time is Here AGAIN!

2011-12-24T00:01:00.000-08:00

You Know What...?

2011-12-23T20:41:00.000-08:00

You know what movie is not as good as you remember it to be...?

CHRISTMAS FRIDAY!!

2011-12-23T00:10:00.000-08:00

Dance Safely at Christmas!

2011-12-22T11:35:00.000-08:00

Welcome Home, Sailor!

2011-12-21T18:23:00.001-08:00

http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtkr-uss-oak-hill-homecoming-first-kiss,0,5635457.story

Christmas Wednesday!!!!

2011-12-21T10:46:00.000-08:00

"Walking in Your Winter Underwear...?"

2011-12-20T10:35:00.000-08:00

Katz Am Stuupid...

2011-12-19T21:33:00.001-08:00

Christmastime is Here!

2011-12-19T20:20:00.000-08:00

http://youtu.be/8DKh0bQsE60

6000 Hits for Christmas? Let's Do This!!

2011-12-16T13:31:00.000-08:00

"Ho ho ho..."

2011-12-16T13:04:00.000-08:00

CHRISTMAS VACATION FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

2011-12-16T10:06:00.000-08:00

WEDNESDAY!!!

2011-12-14T11:15:00.001-08:00

Bixby Knolls - Sister Anne from the Indie Workforce on Vimeo.

When Did This Happen...?

2011-12-13T22:03:00.000-08:00

I'm watching Conan O'Brien for the first time in a year and I'm wondering... when did Conan O'Brien become Mike Myers: he's gone from being a comedy dork who's winking at the camera about his own dorkiness to being some asshole who actually seems to believe the hype and expects us to think everything out of his mouth is due to his wonderful genius.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still on "Team Coco," just like I'll still go see "Austin Powers 4, 5, 6, & 7." I was just wondering when did this happen...?

one more time...

2011-12-13T21:28:00.000-08:00

(FACE PALM)

2011-12-12T13:28:00.001-08:00

Come on, Americatards. It's getting hard defending you...

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2011/12/alabama-cant-find-anyone-fill-illegal-immigrants-old-jobs/45829/

Awwwwww!

2011-12-09T19:10:00.000-08:00

SUCK IT!!

2011-12-09T17:34:00.001-08:00

ACHTUNG!! FREITAG!!

2011-12-09T11:19:00.000-08:00

EXTREMELY RARE DOUBLE DUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE GUM BALL BONANZA! (Or Message from god)

2011-12-08T17:55:00.000-08:00

http://www.ebay.com/itm/EXTREMELY-RARE-DOUBLE-DUBBLE-BUBBLE-BUBBLE-GUM-BONANZA-OR-MESSAGE-GOD-/160697389830?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item256a4f9306
This year’s (2011) Halloween turned out to be an extra special night in my neighborhood. Not only were the streets crowded with thousands of little Spidermen, eleven-year-old girls dressed like vampires/hookers and teen-aged boys who’d obviously gone to amazing effort to dress in the latest costume craze of hoodies and back-packs, but little did anyone know that one of the Greatest Halloween Treasures of All Time was circulating on our street.

After my own kids returned I rummaged through their pumpkin candy buckets. (Like Michele Bachmann’s family we use only candy buckets carved out of actual pumpkins at our house. The handles are fashioned from Nazi barbed-wire brought back from Normandy by American Veterans. Call us Traditionalists!) I sorted out all the potentially dangerous sweets which I would personally taste-test later, leaving little Signert and Gretel with the relatively safe candy-corn and circa-2006 mini tootsie rolls.

With one eye on the WWE match I’d been watching through my neighbor’s window and another on the sweets piled on our cinderblock porch (this is actually not as impressive as it sounds since after being head-slapped into the side of the Special Needs trailer at my old high-school by the team mascot, an Alaskan Brown Bear named “Dillard,” I can roll my eyes individually in more separate directions than Steve Buscemi in a strip club) I caught a glimpse of something that would change my life – and if the price is right, yours – FOREVER.

Like a plastic-wrapped Hope Diamond I held in my hand a DOUBLE-PACKED DUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE GUM PACK!! Instead of a single Dubble Bubble Bubble Gum Ball in the little plastic package there were TWO!! And not just a regular two. One of them was IRREGULAR!

You read right. For auction today is a completely normal Dubble Bubble Gum Ball that’s been accidentally sealed with the pieces of an irregular Dubble Bubble Gum Ball.

The normal gum ball is blue. The irregular gumball is white. It was never even colored! Who knows what flavor it might be!? (Obviously the blue gum ball is blue flavor.)

Like a double-stamped Georgia State Quarter I knew that such a confectionery rarity had to be worth it’s weight in sugar. But why would the quality control department of any responsibly run company let such a valuable object out into the open market? Last Saturday I called Concord Confectioners, Ltd of Canada (the makers of Dubble Bubble Bubble Gum) to find out the statistical chances of such an anomaly occurring and was told by a "computerized" voice machine (yeah, right -- in Canada?) that a Concord Brands representative would not be available to return my call until something called “Lundi.” The cover-up was already beginning so I knew I must be onto something and that Concord Brands probably have agents scouring the globe for this rare piece of candy.

For the safety of my family I am willing to part with what may be the “1950’s-FBI-Agent-Vs-Commie-Spies-In-A-Hunt-For-Missing-Uranium” equivalent in bubble-gum form. (There is also a chance this malformed monstrosity is god's way of telling us that Halloween is EVIL! Either way, I'm outta here!)

Packet is completely sealed in original wrapper and has NOT been tampered with in any way.

Winning Bids over $1200 (twelve hundred dollars) receive FREE SHIPPING ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. Bids 0f $1199.99 or less pay $1 (one dollar) for shipping. Worldwide shipping cost TBD. There's no shipping to France. Good luck! (Magnifying Glass NOT included)

Pearl Harbor Day

2011-12-07T00:05:00.000-08:00

Glorioski, Japan! A surprise party? You shouldn't have! No, seriously, you shouldn't have.Don't worry, we'll send you a thank-you note ASAP!

Free Christmas Viewing Advice...

2011-12-06T12:53:00.000-08:00

YES: NO:

Beautiful City...

2011-12-04T22:49:00.001-08:00

Traffic in Frenetic HCMC, Vietnam from Rob Whitworth on Vimeo.

Hypno-Cat

2011-12-04T20:23:00.001-08:00

Groovie Movie!

2011-12-04T19:11:00.000-08:00

2011-12-03T13:47:00.000-08:00

http://www.collegehumor.com/facebook-history

No Wonder Bush Doesn't Travel Overseas...

2011-12-02T18:12:00.000-08:00

http://chidioparareports.blogspot.com/2011/12/report-amnesty-international-urges.html

FRIDAY!!

2011-12-02T10:15:00.001-08:00

WOW!

2011-11-29T15:31:00.000-08:00

http://www.ebay.com/itm/160690060783

Coming this Christmas...

2011-11-26T16:57:00.001-08:00

Boy oh Boy!

2011-11-25T17:12:00.000-08:00

I went to IMDb to look up old time actress Gwen Lee (she's the blonde having dinner with Groucho at the beginning of "Night At the Opera)...She also starred in a 1932 comedy short called "Boy oh Boy!" Here's IMDb's poster for 1932's "Boy oh Boy" starring Gwen Lee...

Happy Spanksgiving!!

2011-11-24T00:01:00.000-08:00

See This...

2011-11-22T18:48:00.001-08:00

5555 Hits?!!

2011-11-21T19:03:00.000-08:00

Gossip Roundup...

2011-11-20T12:46:00.001-08:00

I wish I'd written this...

"Prince Harry partied until 3 a.m. at the Tryst nightclub in Las Vegas last night, accompanied by Falstaff and nine stout men-at-arms. He "jumped on the lap of a member of his security team... got on his knees as he danced for a brunette girl at his VIP table," and even "honed in on one fellow club-goer in particular: a blonde woman dressed in a cream blouse and knee-high black skirt." What a crazy character! And the mysterious blonde? Sources tell me it was the witch Morgan Le Fay, sworn enemy of Harry's older brother William, attempting to cast a glamour on the young prince in order to claim a throne she believes is rightfully hers." (via Gawker.com)

FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-11-18T09:26:00.001-08:00

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

2011-11-17T13:56:00.000-08:00

2011-11-12T20:41:00.001-08:00

How Many Licks Does it Take To Get To the Center of a Tootsie Pop...?

2011-11-12T16:18:00.000-08:00

Thrrrrree!

Thanks Vets!

2011-11-11T11:43:00.000-08:00

Haunted November...

2011-11-10T20:29:00.000-08:00

You know it's Ghost Autumn when the Ghost Leaves start Ghost-falling...

The Many Voices of Siri...

2011-11-10T19:18:00.001-08:00

Happy Birthday, Marines!

2011-11-10T12:13:00.001-08:00

Semper Fi!

Outlandos d'Meow

2011-11-09T19:14:00.000-08:00

Indeed...

2011-11-07T09:52:00.001-08:00

Friday on MY Mind... again!

2011-11-04T11:39:00.001-07:00

2011-11-03T16:15:00.000-07:00

Skillz...!

2011-11-02T19:23:00.001-07:00

Happy Halloween!!

2011-10-31T07:49:00.000-07:00

http://billyjane.tumblr.com/search/fiedler

Halloween is Coming...!

2011-10-29T19:21:00.000-07:00

Halloween Friday!!

2011-10-28T00:01:00.000-07:00

Whatevs...

2011-10-27T14:03:00.001-07:00

Insane Geniosity

2011-10-26T17:34:00.000-07:00

Justice / Lenny Kravitz "Let Love Rule" from Alanedit on Vimeo.

2011-10-25T14:43:00.001-07:00

Just Because...

2011-10-22T18:33:00.001-07:00

PUPPY SLEEP OVER!!

2011-10-22T12:15:00.000-07:00

Goodness-Gracious-Me!!

2011-10-21T18:38:00.000-07:00

FRiDaY's aLL ARoUnD!

2011-10-21T10:09:00.001-07:00

Hannah von Tannah

2011-10-20T16:16:00.000-07:00

Coming to the Disney Channel this summer!!